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~~ they/them pronouns ~~ White, agender, pan+demi. Actually an adult now, sorry. Icon drawn by ikimaru

[guccifloralsuits]

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

[idhren]

There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.

[amuseoffyre]

The "Tell me about an uncomplicated man" is a merciless roast 😆

[nixdvn]

I bite him (old art)

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[meangirlnurse]

messages from doctors so confusing that every nurse on the unit is huddled around one computer puzzling over it together

[meangirlnurse]

[thesirensense]

Your self respect has to be greater than your desire to be loved.

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[rosslynpaladin]

I need you young people to know it was almost never this hot when I was a child. Millennials and Gen Xers are all nostalgic and excited about summer because it was about ten to twenty degrees cooler to experience it back then!

I cannot express to you how FAST it has gone. I grew up in a world that does not exist now. We're starting on the path to reverse it, globally. You might not know how much solar has EXPLODED in the last decade or two. It's gone from a side thing, a weirdo novelty that was just Not Viable... to whole countries investing in infrastructure. but we have to keep fighting big oil and fascism everywhere we can in order to keep on this road to a new better less scorching burning earth.

But any time you wonder wtf the weather is doing- THIS IS NOT NORMAL, NO. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT WAS EVEN TWENTY YEARS AGO.

[maidling-deactivated20260401]

[i-am-the-egg]

[kivcraft]

[nocturnofshadow]

I’m shitting at these tags

[mad-hare]

yea this is Montreal, do you want to know how bad Montreal drivers are? only on the island of Montreal, is it illegal to make a right turn on a red light. because they don’t fucking look. it’s the only place I’ve ever been that has lost it’s “turning on a red light” privilege

but yea powdered snow is slippery af and the island is hilly and full of narrow streets. not designed for wheeled vehicles.

[mad-hare]

I need to reblog myself because I just found this on the gov of Quebec’s website

[tomwambsgays]

relax bro... nobody's taking him away from you

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[excitedrainbow]

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

[stealingpotatoes]

Playing DA Inquisition for the first time and both Cullen and Josephine are so pretty. How is my Inquisitor supposed to choose who to romance!?

its a really hard choice so i've made you a helpful infographic to assist your decision <3

[walerihq]

[sag-dab-sar-follows]

[liberalsarecool]

Data centers have a very limited lifespan but their consequences will be felt for generations.

[flunkett]

the next child safety act will be locking every child in a plain white room with absolutely zero stimulation inside to prevent any bad ideas being picked up by exposure to anything at all

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[anonbeadraws]

illustration commission for @vjcreations on twitter of Tazr'ael the half-orc psionic rogue from our Dnd Stream Strange Hungers!! 🗡 He's having an uh- interesting time right now, his past is catching up on him. Watch us on Twitch or Youtube via TotalPartyKiss! 🗡 more commission info in source!🗡