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spellofwinter-deactivated202605

#WHAT KIND OF A GLO UP

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

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cetitanhasmoved

sorry the what? the what moray

cromerholt

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

fair-itself

Every time this post comes around I’m too busy to tell this story so I’m gonna do it now: when I learned to scuba dive, there was a dude in my dive group named Dumbass Dave who was always being relentlessly roasted by his buddies because when they went to the Great Barrier Reef he brought a baggie of hard boiled egg down with him because he wanted to find a moray eel and feed it and pet it

Well he found a moray and attempted to hand feed it, and it snapped up the egg and bit the shit out of his right hand in the process and the dive had to be halted so the blood wouldn’t attract sharks. But was this enough punishment for Dumbass Dave? No it was not, because he had a Plan

Dumbass Dave’s plan turned out to be a chainmail glove. Where he obtained it has been lost to time, but he put it on his right, injured hand and down they went, whereupon Dave found himself another moray and tried to feed it some hardboiled egg

With his left hand

And yes it did bite the shit out of him and they did have to cancel the dive, again

So I guess the moral of that story is maybe eels aren’t bastards, maybe they just meet a lot of people like Dave

fair-itself

I reminded my scuba instructor of this story and he wanted me to amend the post to let everyone know that it was the same eel who bit Dumbass Dave both times

rojnapat

you know? i messed up badly with lucas too. but he stayed! when you love someone, you take them with their flaws. i don’t know. then, go see luquette! if she loves you, she’ll understand.

minsvnshine

#CAUSE I’M THE BOSS.mp3

duerdenenest

insp

eliottdemauries

in another parallel universe.

yerisgirl-deactivated20201106

love in the afternoon

outofthewood

Sorry, we were rearranging some DVDs.

MERCREDI 22:03

sekoui

srodulv: these arms of mine

gulegardiner

eightsenses

I don’t fucking know! You can’t joke about something like that! I could have joked about a dick, that would have gone too far.

undomielle

Mythology moodboard: Asteria Ἀστερία, meaning “of the stars, starry one,” was the titan goddess of nocturnal oracles and falling stars. she is the daughter of titans coeus and phoebe, and the sister of leto.