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kimreesesdaughter

If there’s anything I can finesse, it’s a resume, interview and pay rate.

black--beetle

Please help? I need these skills?

kimreesesdaughter

Come my child…

LIE. LIE. LIE. (By lie, I mean embellish) I’m going to tell you why. I lied on my resume to get the job that made it so I didn’t have to embellish anymore. By embellish I mean make your positions seem more important than they are. Chances are you’re not getting paid enough for what you do anyhow. The system is definitely going to play you so you gotta make a move too.

Use businesses that are no longer in business (Finesse #1) Everyone has those establishments in their cities that went out of business; Fridays, hospitals, dennys, etc. USE THEM. I’m a HR Manager, I’m not going to dig for a reference from a closed business. Not in this lifetime.

Use your friends who are employed in corporate America as references. (Finesse #2) List them as former supervisors or managers. Pick your friends with professional phone voices who can gas you up in a corporate manner.

Research the pay rate for the company, city and position. (Finesse #3) They may be offering you 25K to be a store manager when in reality store managers in your exact city (or their employment averages) are making 35K. Do not be afraid to challenge a salary. It shows that you also did your homework on the position and the company.

Chaotic good.

kimreesesdaughter

Hershey’s Finesse Catalog

Cashier? Customer Service Manager

Human Resources Assistant? HR Generalist II

Food Service Worker? Hospitality and Beverage Manager/Operator

Janitor? Sanitation Inspector

Dishwasher? Health and Sanitation operator

Shopback? Retail Inventory Manager

Stockroom? Inventory and production operator

theeangelox

Why have I been doing this for years! 😅😇😝

candiikismet

You GOT TO! Shit. Ain’t no way in the world the person reviewing your shit didn’t do the same damn thing!

simariethehawk

how would you spice up camp counselor?

kimreesesdaughter

Camp Coordinator

Youth Advisor

Counselor-Youth Activities and Programs

Program Coordinator

(I’m not sure what kind of camp you work/ed (at), I’m just assuming it’s youth but you get the idea)

kimreesesdaughter

@ White people replying instead of reblogging, you know better because no one asked y’all asses. Nobody is going to put they graduated from medical school to go from cashiering to OBGYNing. Bye. This goes to you with your raggedy ass blog @randomfandomgrad Nobody asked you. Shut the fuck up.

uffkhudaya

I got my first marketing job by tactfully lying out of my ass about how much I knew about photoshop, learned myself photoshop on the job, and got three clients after because my boss recommended me out herself.

Nobody wants to believe folks of color especially about their credentials and esp when it comes to black folks. All of these ppl talking about how a lie can be spotted on a CV. Fuck off. Y'all can’t spot the truth anyway either

Follow the advice above. Do whatever you need to do. Get that job. Prosper.

kimreesesdaughter

THANK YOUUU! I finessed an entire career in Human Resources and Accounting and people saying this shit don’t work.

I am a 23 year old Black woman about to make damn near $80K in ATLANTA. I’m basically a millionaire 😂😂😂 And I want the same for y'all. This World is going to fuck you and fuck you good, you better get your nut in. At least cum twice.

distractful

U realize u have grown when physical attraction is not enough for you

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todorkis

✨ HOE TIP ✨

Kiss your man’s neck. The same way he kisses and nibbles and licks on yours. Kiss the part just under his ear. Do it slowly. Like agonizingly slow. Lick a line on his neck and then gently blow cool air on it. Every guy I’ve ever done that to nutted his pants.

tittily

hoe tips from urs truly:

masturbate before going out, it relieves nerves and leaves your skin looking nice and glowy

perfume evaporates faster from dry skin, put vaseline on ur pulse points before using sprays to make the scent last longer

some more blowjob/cunni proof lipsticks: armani rouge ecstasy, benetint lip stain, maybelline color sensational lip stain, and nyx matte lip cream

use conditioner to shave. it smells nice, doesn’t clog ur razor like oils/creams do, prevents burns and bumps, and leaves legs feeling soft and smooth

ashy? no lotion? conditioner also works as a moisturizer in a pinch

always soften ur skin with a hot towel before tweezing/shaving to prevent irritation

don’t use baby oil if u use condoms, it deteriorates the latex

ALWAYS pull skin taut before waxing anything, even if someone is doing it for u, u gotta hold that skin and make it tight

chances of queefing 500% increase if youre being hit from the back, arch ur back to prevent this

if u have trouble orgasming with ur partner or need clitoral stimulation, try the “pole position” (basically you straddle their thigh while doing funny business which is 👀👌👀👌 GOOD SHIT)

hoetipsbyangel

affordable online stores!

miss a - i’ve talked about this site in the past but it still remains one of my faves to this day. everything on the site is ONE. DOLLAR. BITCH. they sell cosmetics mostly (they have a bomb brushes too and you can buy the whole 10 piece set for $10) but they also sell panties (which are actually cute af and have lasted me a while don’t sleep) accessories, nail polish and other cute shit. did i mention shipping is $3.95??? cheap bitch galore. it’s lit.

pick6deals - sells makeup only. they sell many brands, and a majority of their stuff is affordable. the kicker tho? every item is arranged by price (ie. $1 category, $5 category, and so on) and when you pick 6 items of the same category, you get one for free! so if you pick six $1 items, you’ll only pay 5 dollars for all 6 things because the 6th thing is free. their shipping is reasonable too.

ikatehouse - similar to both previously mentioned. sells cosmetics/makeup, and they have a reward system! when you rack up a certain amount of katefairy points, they can be redeemed as cash.

newdress - they have cute clothes & actually sell lingerie 👀 they’re based in china tho (so shipping is kind of annoying) and the quality isn’t amazing or anything but for the price their stuff is pretty cute. clothes on there run small so make sure u check out the size chart.

ebay - y’all don’t sleep on ebay!! a lot of stuff on there is from china so again, shipping is annoying and quality isn’t the best in the world but you can find cute shit on there sometimes. i’ve bought a cute little bodycon dress, lingerie, a silk robe, and fake pink underwear with the pink logo & everything (lmao seriously) and each item was 10 dollars or less and all of it is still holding up so like i said don’t sleep!!!

aliexpress - again, similar to ebay. i got a nameplate necklace from there and it still hasn’t rusted, 2 years later. some people have a hard time finding stuff on there but there’s blogs dedicated to finding cute clothes on aliexpress (here & here)

fashion nova - a little bit pricier but still affordable. their clothes & shoes are so cute and they have great customer service.

gslovesme - similar to fashion nova but a bit cheaper. they sell clothes (they have a cute plus size section as well) and cosmetic/beauty items. their clothes are cute and reasonably priced too.