[owlservice]

[girlbloke]

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[itsreallystupid]

istfg i wont be able to watch this movie without going absolutely fucking feral in the angriest way possible jfc

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[tpwrtrmnky]

Cis weirdos will contrive "well what if there's a nuclear bomb that detonates if I don't misgender this trans person" hypotheticals as if there isn't a well-understood scenario where you have to misgender trans people already: they're closeted and outing them would put them at risk

[tpwrtrmnky]

I've misgendered lots of trans people because they asked me to, actually. It sucked every time!

[inkandguns]

[lillytheaspie]

[amid-fandoms]

the contrast between these is completely life changing

[amid-fandoms]

time after time ✧.*

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[diphowell]

what if i start crying til i throw up

[oneheadtoanother]

[lizardsmp3]

I LOVE U THEATRE KID :(

[dysphoria-things]

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight