I'm Snail!

(They/Them) Just a creature, thinking about snails and trinkets.

[daily-love-and-inspo]

[effemar]

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

[snail-buckett]

Can confirm this shit rocks.

[eatingabagelbeingacunt]

Everyone remember to reblog lots of untagged gay porn so your mutual’s family member sitting on the couch next to them can enjoy it too

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[kitkatpancakestack]

WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

[thememedaddy]

[boingaloingg]

As long as I’ve got my plastic Jesus sittin’ on the dashboard of my carrrrrrr, It shines in colors pink and pleasant, glows in the dark cuz’ it’s iridescent. With my plastic Jesus I’ll go farrrrrrrr!!

Ahaha bet ya can’t guess my favourite Malevolent character! (ITS FUCKING KELLIN)

+ a bonus season one Orthor sketch!

[snail-buckett]

Really loving how meaningful music is in this show. I am too tired and too behind in my classes to explain myself at this time.

[snail-buckett]

Kellen is back!! My freaky son who I love dearly and creeps me the fuck out <3

[snail-buckett]

Not even halfway through ep 31 and I am crying <3

[snail-buckett]

Kellen is back!! My freaky son who I love dearly and creeps me the fuck out <3

[snail-buckett]

Guys I need John and Arthur to be happy more (this shit is NOT happening, but a creature can dream)!!

[skyrim-forever]

big plans tonight

[snail-buckett]

oops! Turns out a lot of my funny childhood stories are deeply traumatic, and my friends get stun locked when I tell them in a silly haha tone. Sooooo, like, as soon as I figure my health insurance situation out, I am def going back to therapy <3

[snail-buckett]

John "Malevolent" Doe going "Jesus Fucking Christ" at shit every episode adds years onto my lifespan. What do you mean baby gurl, you are [REDACTED]??

[yayodolls]

full time job as a hopeless romantic

[oldenuf4]

>:]

[snail-buckett]

POV you are in the body of a man who doesn't know his left vs right </3