schmovement

[snail3y]

"ah jeez lois, this is just like the time i bought a fiat abbath"

[snail3y]

they're calling young sheldon the new unabomber

[onethousandglasswings]

do you think you have to sign a waiver to be in the presence of a sex offender at the ninja sex party tour

[toskarin]

every time I think about how they apparently made yoda's swamp hut an instinctual thing that his entire species crawls off and builds I fucking lose it again

[toskarin]

[yoda suffering anxiety attack voice] hmm build a mud hut I must. for reasons I don't know.

[toskarin]

[yoda suffering manic episode voice] a really good fucking idea, a mud hut is

[weepingchoir]

hey man it's me. your old friend. qing dynasty portrayal of the mexican flag.

[weepingchoir]

pollo👍

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[halo-of-maggots]

when kuroko koumori sees a hot woman fever for the flava by hot action cop starts playing in her head

[snail3y]

[snail3y]

[snail3y]

the demons are back

[snail3y]

[snail3y]

the demons are back

[halo-of-maggots]

when kuroko koumori sees a hot woman fever for the flava by hot action cop starts playing in her head

[snail3y]

[halo-of-maggots]

when kuroko koumori sees a hot woman fever for the flava by hot action cop starts playing in her head

[cr4shdummy]

b-but we're both straight edge~!

[mutationgirl]

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

[nihilisticbroad]

Why do you sound like a chatbot during a good week?

[twerklina]

[super-affection]

[things-that-are-not-true]

whats a greebit

ask me another stupid question and i'll kill you

[ransomnote]

we have the privilege of looking at the black parade in hindsight which is why we can confidently say it's a game changing album but i can imagine in 2006 it felt like waking up one day to this going bonkers on limewire

[guerrillatech]