Snaily snails.

[spidersonline]

It SNOWED in MISSISSIPPI!!! It ended up being the heaviest snow since the 1880s! Anyway I saw a lot of people making videos of their dogs experiencing snow for the first time so this happened

[pigcatapult]

I love that snails can cringe so hard their entire face disappears

[idimmadontgiveashit]

*a snail expirencing snow for the first time*

[bakwaaas]

the idea of being married is so weird like what if I’m having a sad moment late at night and I wanna cry in bed and then there’s just some guy there??

[chikkou]

[weevildead]

[beaked]

[miszbehave-deactivated20191228]

it be like that

[memewhore]

[lofirock]

i hate sigmund freud. what the fuck is penis envy. bitch ill kill you

[lesbanim]

when i was learning about him in school, like 12th grade psych, this was the single thing i agreed with of his whole career, and I somehow had the dumbass guts to stand in front of the class and be like “haha penis envy yea all girls get that i know i do :)” and everyone was like “????no??” and anyway i realized i was trans while crying in the bathroom 20 minutes later. true story, that’s seriously when it clicked. anyway i hate sigmund frued. bitch i’ll kill you.

[softbutchcowboi]

I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy

[gilasaurus]

friend: wow you’re such a kind person!

me: 

[30-minute-memes]

This is the way

[keybladesoras]

I just don’t think men understand how everything is different for us. I can think of a million examples from this week alone.

[birlinterrupted]

This is like clickhole level

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hdot-mokoriri]

My weight is 1g.

僕の重さは1gだよ

[snailtale]

So beautiful

[everythingfox]

“Baby flamingo practicing standing on one leg”

(Source)

[darlingfreddie]

I'm tired of It

[double-jynx]

This is probably the most Gen Z headline I’ve ever read and I can’t get enough

[mooonbride]

Harrison Ford spoke literally all the time about how much he fucking hated Star Wars and how he hated being Han Solo and hated his fans and hated the entire nerd scene, but ya’ll still drooled all over him regardless and made him a nerd icon and thought it was “hilarious!!” when he talked about how much he couldn’t stand talking about Star Wars. Meanwhile John Boyega says he doesn’t really like how his character was treated by the writers and feels really iffy about how the series left him off (which is JUSTIFIED) and ya’ll crawl out of the wood work to say that’s bad manners and he needs to be more civil and imply that he doesn’t deserve his massive career because of his attitude….the racism…is blatant…