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kotortwo

got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape

json-derulo

sitting my white ass down and listening

cringeunworthy

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

nonlynear

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

probuccalfat

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

probuccalfat

personal agenda. Personal.

argentcochon

probuccalfat

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

byjove

Elliot Page does not play Achilles in The Odyssey like transphobes were preemptively angry about but Homer just told me he updated the Iliad and Achilles is canonically transgender now and not just subtextually transgender like in the first draft.

#real and true

coolblackgirlshit

Black women PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO WHERE YOU'RE APPRECIATED. Don't let internet trolls tell you a damn thing about your worth or beauty. There are people who will see you and want you, no questions asked. People that will fall all over themselves to be with you,to love you and loved by you. Get out of your own way and go get your person.