got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape
sitting my white ass down and listening
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we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@darlingfreddie
got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape
sitting my white ass down and listening
I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one
[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..
i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible
personal agenda. Personal.
i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.
Elliot Page does not play Achilles in The Odyssey like transphobes were preemptively angry about but Homer just told me he updated the Iliad and Achilles is canonically transgender now and not just subtextually transgender like in the first draft.
Black women PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO WHERE YOU'RE APPRECIATED. Don't let internet trolls tell you a damn thing about your worth or beauty. There are people who will see you and want you, no questions asked. People that will fall all over themselves to be with you,to love you and loved by you. Get out of your own way and go get your person.
nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as
It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon
stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr
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Check out my Ko-Fi page if you're interested! I'd love to draw something for you 💙💙💙
I get so gay off that cheesecake
How it feels when someone prevs you
Trump watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News
Being even mildly politically aware is hell. "Why is gas so high???" Bitch i outta smack you
“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum