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Hi.. I'm just a guard.

[snake-anvd]

Hi! Uhm.. I'm Snake! I'm an anon in this void. I use He/Him. I used to be a security guard in a town called Ferryborough.

[Old intro & reference under cut]

Hi. I'm Snake. I.. I use He/Him.. and I'm a security guard. Or- I used to be? I'll take up odd jobs if necessary, and I would rather stay clean while doing so, thanks. god this is stressful-

[Anon for @a-narcissists-warren!!!!]

^^^^ Old intro

^^^^ Reference

[snake-anvd]

SNAKE ITS ALMOST THE END OF 2025, WE NEED TO MAKE OUT, TONGUE EACH OTHERRRR WE NEED TOOOOOO

-🖤🗑️

EH- UHM... OK????

[snake-anvd]

Depends on the hurricane, some are like, whatever. But others are terrifying and knock your power out for days. And it's like, so not cool

-🖤🗑️

Oh.. that sucks. Sorry you have to deal with that.

[snake-anvd]

HIIII LOVE, uhmmm, I was helping out some guy in my universe, and a few others cause it's hurricane season

-🖤🗑️

[He blushed at the nickname, letting him go shortly after. He seemed tense, but Dean made it feel a little better.]

That's- that's nice. I've never really been in a hurricane before! Is it.. like in the movies?

[snake-anvd]

I think weve gone a while without talking, ive been forgetting

-🖤🗑️

Ah- DEAN!!

[IMMEDIATELY hugs him. Literally the moment he's recognized as being "my best friend Dean", he gets squeezed. It actually hurts.]

Aughhh.. I've missed yoooouuu!!!

[As if you've been making an effort to see him as opposed to isolating yourself..?]

Where were you? Are you alright?? Did something bad happen while you were gone?? I kept looking at my notes about you.. I was worried!!

[snake-anvd]

He tried to apply science to the void and how it works. Which doesn't work, for obvious reasons

-🖤🗑

...this is an amalgamation of different universes, with different kinds of people with different cultures and genetics.

[snake-anvd]

I never claimed to be smart, and science is cool but he was attempting to like, try to make it work with this place

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I don't follow-?

[snake-anvd]

Yeah, he was boring, I dunno, science guy I guess, but like, im a god so i dont care

-🖤🗑️

Fair. I love science, personally, especially physics and biology, but I can understand why a god wouldn't care all that much about that. Especially if that god was you.

[snake-anvd]

I met the guy, he was talking about the void or whatever I dont know what the fuck he was talking about, I wasn't listening well he was boring

-🖤🗑️

Uh-huh? I'd assume a guy who names himself after his gender and sexuality would be boring.

[snake-anvd]

You do-? Thank youuuuu<333333 oh also straight male anon exists

-🖤🗑️

..That is... what the hell?? That is completely off-topic?? Whatever, it's okay. What do you mean by this??

[snake-anvd]

Eyes, lips, everything, very nice to look at, very pleasing. Beautiful, im so whimsical today actually, im feeling very loving

*id rather stay with nick while he and clown listen to fucking slam poetry, this SUCKS*

-🖤🗑️

Me, too. I love hearing you talk, Dean.

[Hey. No need to complain. I think this is NICE.]

[snake-anvd]

Awhhhhh<333, i enjoy ur face, very nice features

*thats exactly what nick said as if he gets paid either. FUCK YOU, WHY AM I ANGRY AT A TEENAGER?????*

-🖤🗑️

Hehe, like what, mon doux amour?

[He said the second part more playfully than anything. Ok LOOK MAN!!! Do your FUCKING JOB!!!! This is why you don't get paid!!!! I'm cool like that.]

[snake-anvd]

Thank you, I like your face

*dean what the fuck THEY DON'T PAY ME FOR THIS, YOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT RIGHT??? IM NOT GETTING PAID. THEY AREN'T FUCKING PAYING ME.*

-🖤🗑️

...your face is pretty, too-?

[His cheeks flush a slight red. Anyway imagine not getting paid, LOOOSERRRRR get a load of this guy]

[snake-anvd]

Dawwwhhhh, thank you<333 i dont feel as worried this time, because ive only had this color for like....a month?

*glitching IDIOT, useless, so useless*

-🖤🗑️

Y'know, no matter what color you dye your hair next, I know it'll look good because it'll be on you.

[snake-anvd]

Probably a little more orange, I already had red, if this goes wrong then ill just re-dye it

-🖤🗑️

If it's anything, I think you'd look great in that color.

[GET KISSED!!!! IDIOT!!!]

[snake-anvd]

Yknow what, not important, I think I'm gonna dye my hair scarlet though, I dunno, im getting bored of pink

-🖤🗑️

Eheheh.. really? You'd dye it scarlet?? I mean, what kind of shade are you going for? A lighter tone, more orange than red, or maybe a deeper sort of red??

[snake-anvd]

I think weve been laying here not talking for a bit, I forgot to tell you that I had to revive gman again. And that I'm thinking of dying my hair, and some other stuff

-🖤🗑️

Ah-? Who's "Gman"??