SnakeCharmer

I vow to never eat my brothers food again Older bro of the misfit class If you're reading this you should probably drink some water

[snake-charmer-jazz]

“Hey yall, Jazz here. Older bro of the misfit class.”

Let’s all be chill, yeah??

SPOILER WARNING ON DA BLOG

misfits

@iruma-of-babyls

@king-lied

@pixie-5pm

@clara-toy-toy

@heir-to-the-asmodeus-family

@gaap-goemon

@agares-picero

@ice-queen-kerori

@aspiringdemonking

@allocershnider-misfitclass

teachers

@babyls-gargoyle

@babyls-guarddog

@opera-meow

@one-hit-bullseye

@diabotany-babyls

others

@date-anon

@guitarsarerad

@blood-kiriwo

RULES::

don’t be weird. All the misfit kids are minors. Don’t sexualize children. Instead, sexualize yourself alone in the shower cleaning your stinky unwashed ass.

replies might be slow. Patience, please.

I ship Jazz x Eliza x Lied X Purson but any ships (as long as it’s not pedophilia or incest) are welcome

Don’t be pushy.

I’m caught up. possible mischaracterization warning because not everyone perceives Jazz the same !!!!

[snake-charmer-jazz]

arent u the guy that llost being a phantom thief that one time lmfaooo thats the first time ive seen that happen

no that would be ur mom

[its-just-hyper]

watched project hail mary with our sissy tha other day and IMMEDIATELY thought of you actually lmao GENUINELY was such a fun movie - would deffo watch again if i got tha chance!! -Kirio Ami (Sailor System)

YAAAAYYY that’s awesome awesome, I really enjoyed it and im glad yall did too!!! Sorry not sorry for probably absolutely flooding your dash with phm stuff (and now deltarune stuff… as are the ways of this world)

Also!! Great hearing from you Kirio:))) always always looking forward to it ever ever ever

[toothworxx]

OMG YAYYY~ LMAO ITS OK i love seein tha stuff ya post - whether its a fandom im into or not i LOVE ta see tha tidal waves of mootie thoughts~ (susie is so FUCKIN pumped about the new chapter but weve not played it yet- I AM SCARED I HAVE HEARD ITS INSANE!!!!) yayyy!!! i always look forward ta talkin to ya too~ tha mootie 4lyferz

[its-just-hyper]

TELL ME WHEN YALL DO!!!!! that fuckin chapter is sooooo so good. No spoilers but its gotta be my favorite gameplaywise, and storywise it’s up there with four imo.

[toothworxx]

YESSSS 100% WE WILL !!!! lmaooo if i talk about deltarune ya might end up hearin frum susie insteadda me though T^T (i actually dont know how many of my headmates youve spoken to so this will be KIND of funny considering she 1) is hilarious 2) has ZERO chill lmao) WOWWIE!? excitinggg~

[its-just-hyper]

I’ve mostly just spoken with you, but I’ve seen posts from some others appear on my dash occasionally. Not trying to run you off ofc Kirio but imagine I’ve set up a lemonade stand style booth on a street corner that says “COMPANY WELCOME” I <3 more people to talk to

[toothworxx]

LMAO DW i dont take it as ya tryna run me awff~ but BOY are my headmates gunna take that damn lemonade (SOBBINGGGGG GIGGLING)

[its-just-hyper]

Visual representation

[toothworxx]

CRYINGGGG THIS IS SO SILLY

our system is HUGE so it truly will be a crowd

[snake-charmer-jazz]

what if we were all mutuals….mutualceotion….

[snake-charmer-jazz]

wait did jazzs older brother steal his account or smth???

yuppppp..here in a few I’ll break the phone yknow? Can’t have my gopher getting away

[date-anon]

uhhh… teachers~? @babyls-babyls @babyls-guarddog @babyls-gargoyle ~? oh prez too~? @babyls-council-president ~? Maybe go check up on little Jazz if the guy he basically ran away from now has his phone~?

[snake-charmer-jazz]

he ain’t coming back 😹😹 it’s been hours !!! Oh well, I suppose I’ll break this phone and buy a new gopher since I can’t exactly track him down anymore. Bye bye now !!!

[snake-charmer-jazz]

LMAOOOOOOO THE BUGS SCARED HIM OFF AND HES GOING OUT TO EAT NOW

[snake-charmer-jazz]

wwwww he just woke up looking for something to eat

[snake-charmer-jazz]

why do drinkers always complain about people not having manners when they’re drinking liquid liver killer 5000

[snake-charmer-jazz]

maybe you should try it sometime, runt.

[eternally-respected-uncle]

Don't.

Kid, don't start drinking.

[snake-charmer-jazz]

GOSH you are so weak

[snake-charmer-jazz]

wait did jazzs older brother steal his account or smth???

yuppppp..here in a few I’ll break the phone yknow? Can’t have my gopher getting away

[snake-charmer-jazz]

tap into that sleep phonk lil bro!!!! 😹😹😹

those who know 😳

[snake-charmer-jazz]

nyan nyan nyan nyan ni hao nyan gorgeous and delicious deli culture !!!

[snake-charmer-jazz]

damnnnnn yall ugly as shitttt

[snake-charmer-jazz]

k he’s sleeping in his little shed he seems to just love soooooo much. Time to head in for the night!!! In the morning I’ll just break it in half. :P

[snake-charmer-jazz]

How it feels to be so consumed by your fear of not having enough resources

[snake-charmer-jazz]

skill issue.

[snake-charmer-jazz]

that whole reverse potion bs is golden 😹

[snake-charmer-jazz]

They peer at me with eyes of admiration. If I was any less charming I’d be burnt at the stake with an iron bar. Crucified with the knowledge that deep down, I’m a scum.

[snake-charmer-jazz]

corny

[snake-charmer-jazz]

4 days since Allocer has been sent off to boot camp. The cracks in the shed were eerily noticeable and little bugs in the walls and floors make me itch. The shitty car that reeks of booze and cigs is stained with my blood for the sake of a “prank”

I’m moving to the dorm room and I wish he could’ve been there to see it. I swear if my partner returns with all the life drained from him, nobody will question the bruises that’ll be on my knuckles. I’m gonna go practice my mugshot for good measure. Ya got me, partner. I’m not letting him get off easy.

[snake-charmer-jazz]

you literally have a 5 star life dude.

[snake-charmer-jazz]

this is glorious. I have a bed that isn’t soaked in my brothers vomit.

[snake-charmer-jazz]

corny ass