trivia: love

Percy/Argo ♡ they/he/it ♡ 20 ♡ your fav aroacespec who's constantly confused

[pjofandompositivity]

@kill-cry-die is the funniest person on this site, he has the most hilarious takes and its (Percy) moodboards and stimboards are always ✨✨✨🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖💓💓💓

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[skullsandcorals]

gang can I be a lil problematic here 😔

bitten from the same apple

[skullsandcorals]

in a kinder universe...

[girlrustcohle]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[itsaubreylmfao]

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

[lilyhatesjazzhands]

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

[jamieaiken919]

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

team “this is my default outfit, I am a cartoon character, deal with it”

[bobacupcake]

who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

[achillean-heel]

respect to alphonse elric for not going fucking insane being unable to sleep, eat, or feel any physical sensations from the ages of 10 to 15, personally i probably would've killed someone

[beemovieerotica]

still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

[greppelheks]

@adelinejclose

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[mickjustmademylist]

fucking. what?

[i-believe-in-u]

I feel like this picture really gives it context

[evilscientist3]

you know how it is with spaghetti

[chthonicillness]

?????

[leonardcohenofficial]

hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

[leonardcohenofficial]

peace and love on planet earth

[leonardcohenofficial]

[capnsoapy]

do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

[the-drunk-game-master-deactivat]

I suppose? You can just replace that with what kind of bender tribe you'd be, or if you're a Jedi or a Sith.

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[grumpy-bat-central]

I'll do you one better, identify with your choice of lightsaber color and form you'd use~!

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[totally-lyrical]

ok but power rangers are dope as hell and also are FREE to watch on youtube so tag yrself im light blue

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[smolbluegoblin]

tumblr user capnsoapy

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my eternal punishment defined by any futile boulders for kings because I have a three-dimensional sense of eternal torment,

[nyancrimew]

the awesome thing about being trans is that you get to misgender yourself when it's funny

[nyancrimew]

you can also do that when ur cis but it isn't funny

[beemovieerotica]

out of context transphobic ganon

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

everyone thinking this is about Link is 100% wrong

[spring-souls]

I forget, is this the same fic as the one involving a hardball (which opposes softball) game that killed a bunch of people

[beemovieerotica]

[skullsandcorals]

OG post by @million-golden-drachmas

I can't write but I love this prompt

we should just kiss like real people do

[nmmonnm]

happily married