Mother knows best.

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. {Affliated with AOD}

[obadoraibu]

Ever since he had come back from his own murder, there hadn’t been much that would really bring the behemoth down. However, there were certain memories, and while they were vague, they were enough to leave their own handprint on his heart.

In all honesty, in the past few days, he wouldn’t be lying if he said that he felt a little lonely. Why, he wondered? Was it because of that guy who left him? … In all honesty, the thought of someone leaving him without a goodbye was enough to bring his mood down, just a little. That was why, to cope before the mood got impossible to deal with without sleep, the behemoth would find himself in the kitchen.

… The kitchen floor, specifically. It was a time of day where hardly anyone was around, and so he found himself free to plop right down on the floor, eating his favorite ice cream straight from the tub. As he looked up, however, he noted the presence of… oh. Shit.

"… Lisa Lisa. This ain’t what it looks like."

[snakemuffler]

Again with the ice cream? Dear lord. The last time he ate this much ice cream....Wasn't that moments before he died? If she remembered correctly, wasn't it his cause of death as well? A sigh sounded from the woman; closing her eyes as she held the bridge of her nose. How could her own son be so...senseless. Blue eyes revealed themselves once more as Lisa Lisa looked down towards the male.

"Joseph. Are y-..."

...His face. Something was up. She wasn't used to...well, this. The Joseph she knew was...annoying. And loud. Not one to sit and sulk. Seconds passed before Lisa Lisa gently moved aside one of the many ice cream containers with her heel. Slender fingers smoothed her skirt out as she joined him, slowly seating herself down directly across from her son.

"Whats wrong."

[beaststxne]

monsters ;;

It had been less than a day, and yet rumors of murder and executions had reached her sharp hearing. Surely, this could only be the work of humans, if it were to be true.

In all honesty, she couldn’t find herself to be surprised. Humans were more akin to monsters than the actual creatures that they would call the same. 

It was a bitter night, the murmurs of voices would carry unpleasant tones, and yet Panne would walk with her head held high, fists clenched at her side as she would approach a wayward student. With a hand reaching out to grab the student’s shoulder, she would forcibly turn them around, staring them in the eye with a cold crimson gaze.

"Man-spawn," she barked, her voice stern and hardened. "I’ve had enough of these games. Tell me how to leave at once."

[snakemuffler]

"My, how rude." Lisa Lisa scrutinized the thing standing before her. Heh. "Your appearance sure does suit your personality, doesn't it?" Hasn't anyone on this island got any manners? It appears not. Lisa Lisa grabbed the others hand, brushing it off with ease as the woman's icy blue eyes met those of red, a deep crimson to be exact.

"I haven't the slightest clue. Though please, should you find out....be sure to let me know, hm?" Bitch.

[oro-girasole]

pausa di fumo ❀ lisa lisa

[oro-girasole]

Well, at least she seemed satisfied with their meeting. He would be spared another day by Caesar’s hand. And her words couldn’t be truer… Joseph was simply himself. There was no one quite like him; it added to his charm and also to his faults. What a strange boy, that Joseph.

But as she continued—ahh. No, no… he did not. In front of her!? The mortification showed plainly on his face; he erupted into a blush, nearly dropping his cigarette in shock. If he were given the opportunity, he had wanted to share this with her on his terms, worried for her approval above the rest. Though his teacher first, she was a mother figure to him — rising as his blood mother had been taken — and if this were to ruin her vision of him… ahh. He didn’t even want to think of that possibility, as real as it felt.

Sporco bastardo… looks like he would be getting that knock in the face after all. Sorry not sorry, Jojo.

"H-how… silly, indeed." He agreed, unable to meet her gaze. It was fairly obvious the truth in what he imagined were Joseph’s tireless, teasing remarks. His embarrassment was terrible. Just terrible.

"That… that prankster Jojo, right?" A nervous laugh. Gesú Cristo.

[snakemuffler]

"....Caesar? Is everything alright?" How odd. She'd never seen him in such a state before...Why was it th-

...

Oh.

Oh dear...A vampire? This surely has to be some kind of joke. It simply has to be. Caesar knows full well vampires are not to be reckoned with. Lisa Lisa's gaze was set on the flustered blonde, waiting for him to speak up. Nothing? Fine by her. Setting down her cigarette, the brunette reached up, firmly grabbing the other by his ear. "Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli, have you gone absolutely mad? I will not stand for it." She said, grip tightening on the young man's ear with each word.

"I honestly thought you'd know better than this. A vampire? Do you realize exactly how dangerous this is?" The woman spoke as she finally let go, crossing her arms as she kept her eyes on the other. "Explain this at once."

[oro-girasole]

pausa di fumo ❀ lisa lisa

[oro-girasole]

The question was turned back to him. Hmmm, he could say a myriad of things to that; he refrained from what came out first, something along the lines of “I’ve missed you,” because despite its truth, that would come in time. She would know soon enough, even if it did not come directly and plain from his words. He was sure of that.

"… …Rather well." He began, pondering it further with another drag. Ahh, what lovely Italian smokes. “… Circumstances aside… I am quite content, bene?” She wouldn’t know just how content — or overjoyed — he had become lately. Few if any did, honestly… but perhaps she would know that in time, as well.

As Joseph was mentioned, he blinked, looking over at her with a tilt in his head. When had he the time to see her? She must have been here longer than he thought; a shame he was unable to speak with her sooner. "… Ahh, Jojo. Yes." He nodded. "I would hope he was pleased and showed you nothing but respect, Master."

Because if he didn’t, he would not hesitate to knock him square in the face.

[snakemuffler]

A faint chuckle escaped her lips. "Ah. Well, you know Joseph."

Joseph was.....well, Joseph. She was quite certain that's all she needed to say on the matter. The woman brought her elbow up, propping it up on the balcony's ledge as she took yet another drag from her cigarette. The two stood in silence for a brief moment before she tilted her head slightly towards Caesar.

"He spoke lots of you." Lisa Lisa stated, another chuckle sounding from her. "Lots of you and...Well, how he put it, your 'gay vampire boyfriend'. How silly." Although 80% of the time Joseph was insufferable to be around...He was fairly humorous at times.

[oro-girasole]

pausa di fumo ❀ lisa lisa

[oro-girasole]

Truth be told, he had hardly looked up at the stranger, simply expecting it to be someone he didn’t know. People came in, people came out; there were new faces every day. More often than not, he found himself crossing the unfamiliar, which desensitized him to most. Not much of a fighter these days, Master.

Still, that voice would snap him from his daze, his nicotine stupor. A voice he hadn’t heard in so long, he’d nearly forgotten its sound. Imagine the shame of that! Clear and regal, like a bell chiming, a clock tower standing tall proclaiming itself in calm pride. The cigarette nearly dropped from his lips as he made eye contact; yes, those eyes, bright blue. Impressionante. Unmistakably her. As she took his request in kind, he more or less fumbled with his lighter, managing a small flicker for her smoke. She took to it and he could still hardly believe she even stood with him in this place, right now in this universe. Almost like a ghost… or, well, he must be the ghost, this time.

"… …Master Lisa Lisa…" He finally said, bowing his head. A blush burned his cheeks; the night’s darkness came as a relief. “Scusa… You’re… quite right, although it is rather calm during this time.”

Although grateful and glad to see her — his teacher, no, almost his mother, in a way — it still meant the worst. It came as a great concern, though she seemed to be fine. She always maintained perfect composure, of course. Una dea. Clearing his throat, he allowed himself another drag, inhale exhale, before speaking again.

“Cosí…” He reassumed leaning against the balcony as she joined, staring out at the sea. "… Are you well?"

[snakemuffler]

There was a silence as Lisa Lisa took a drag from her cigarette, gazing upon the glistening tides of the ocean. Ah, how relaxing. It reminded her of her home. The woman exhaled, smoke escaping her lungs as she gently tapped the ashes off of her cigarette. "Am I well?" She reiterated the males question before inhaling once more.

...This was most certainly difficult to answer. She was always well, always calm, always composed. Always on point. But as of late something was rather...off. No longer being able to use her ripple...It gave her a sense of...defenselessness? Worry? She couldn't quite put her finger on it....But ah, no matter. Of course she'd never reveal that to anyone. Especially 'one' being one of the boys she's supposed to be setting an example to.

Exhale. "I am fine, I suppose." She simply said.

"And how might you be?" Lisa Lisa inquired, pausing momentarily. "I ran into Joseph quite a while ago, you know."

[oro-girasole]

pausa di fumo. (open)

[oro-girasole]

The taste of smoke on his tongue. Nicotine in his veins like a considerate friend calming him down. Hmm. It had been a truly long time since his last cigarette, hadn’t it? And at this point, several drags in, Caesar realized just how much he had needed this.

To some it was considered a bad habit. An addiction, a selfish one that would quicken his death and make him disgusting, in a way… although many say the same of love, as well. But he was European, a proud Italian, and the stick was practically in his blood. His father smoked. He assumed his grandfather smoked. He and all of his schoolyard friends started smoking around the same time. It was practically a right of passage in young Italian boys; you were sophisticated and mature when you smoked.

And so he smoked. And he loved, too. Dipendenti.

This evening found him leaning against one of the balcony-like enclosures that seemed to surround the higher level buildings of the island, burning cig in hand. Beneath him several paces down was a path to the ocean; from his position he overlooked and admired the way it looked in the dark. Outlines made only by the moonlight above, waves lapped gently on the sand far below in a soft almost rhythmic hiss. It was peaceful enough to surprise him; this island was not supposed to be a positive place whatsoever. Or so the people around him believed. In the principle of “murder school”, this was true, and yet… was he beginning to maybe realize otherwise—

Ahh, company? He would turn as he sensed another person approaching. It seemed he was not the only one out this late, perhaps also restless. Despite how he may choose to react during the day, Caesar didn’t actually mind the companionship at this moment. In fact… he fished in his pocket for his pack and a lighter - which the other would not realize was one of many he collected - offering them towards the stranger.

"Light?" He asked with ease, holding his own in his teeth, "Genuine Italian smokes."

[snakemuffler]

It wasn't too often that she was actually able to find some peace and quiet on this damned island, taking her nightly strolls was now something to indulge in. Although her roommates weren't completely unbearable, that noisy...hyper little girl did serve to be quite the headache. But ah, children will be children, she supposed.

A voice called out, a very familiar one at that. The women stopped in her tracks, slightly pulling her shades down as she set gaze upon its origin. A soft sigh escaped the brunettes lips. It was a relief, finally finding a familiar face. Especially one belonging to one of her students; her boys.

"Is that how you're going to approach me?" She spoke, calm and composed as always. Slender digits reached out, grasping a single cigarette from the carton which the blonde held. Heels clicked upon the pavement as she joined Caesar on the balcony. The woman held the cigarette out to the other, as if silently asking him to light it.

"Considering our circumstances, it's not very clever for you to be out here so late at night, hm?"

[phoeny]

りゅーせき

[snakemuffler]

where is my son joseph kardashian // closed

[obadoraibu]

… Okay, maybe he should’ve worded that better. Not that there really was a way to make it sound a little less contradictory to their entire life’s purpose, but… Let’s try anyway.

“Well… not really boyfriend! Kinda? I dunno, ‘e wants t’screw ‘im though. He told me so.” No he didn’t. “He was like, 'JoJo! He's m'sun n'my stars! I love 'im! I gotta be with 'im!'”

Cue the fake Italian accent and everything. Wow, he’s really getting in character. Nice job, Joseph! Five stars for you, you big behemoth.

Unfortunately, the time for jokes had long ended, especially with a more… personal matter at hand. He shifted himself away from her, running a hand over his mouth as he looked back down at her. It had been so long since he’d seen her… and now, looking at this woman in a familial light? It honestly came to be a bit difficult. Looking at her as a teacher, as a master had been one thing, but this was…

“… S’a long story. Hell, I dunno if you’d believe me even if I told ya, but… it’s right, then? Yer really Elizabeth Joestar?”

[snakemuffler]

"I...see...."

She'd need to ask Caesar about this boy first-hand....Seeing as Joseph was clearly not a reliable source for this kind of information.

Crossing her arms, Lisa Lisa released another sigh as she gently leaned against a nearby table. She had initially planned on telling Joseph sooner or later, though it looks like the circumstances had now changed.

"I am." The women stated. "I apologize for not being able to tell you about our familial relation myself, but it is true."

[snakemuffler]

where is my son joseph kardashian // closed

[obadoraibu]

Ice cream had been a ritual that he had missed out on over the past couple of weeks. Fresh out of Gnome Hell, Joseph found himself in the dining hall, shoving a container of panda paws into his stupid mouth. You know that feeling when you eat ice cream too fast, but you don’t get brain freeze but it’s that awful feeling in your throat. Yeah. Imagine that as it happened to Joseph, the poor behemoth cursing into the container before a familiar voice reached his ears.

… No way.

"… L-Lisa Li—?!"

He had hardly any time to speak, let alone act, before he felt manicured fingers tug at his ear. What the hell was this bullshit?! Where the Hell did she come from, anyway?! Of all people to be caught in the spiderweb of Hope’s Peak…

He had hardly any time to speak, let alone act, before he felt manicured fingers tug at his ear. What the hell was this bullshit?! Where the Hell did she come from, anyway?! Of all people to be caught in the spiderweb of Hope’s Peak… “H-Hey!! We can’t leave, you stupid bitch!” Didn’t she get that in the memo?! Jeeze! “And I dunno where th’fuck Caesar is, probably makin’ out with ‘is gay vampire boyfriend ‘r somethin’! ‘Sides—” There were vague memories of a student from the last round of this school’s terror. A student from his future, one that gave him a vital piece of information.

“Y’owe me a fuckin’ explanation! Don’t think I don’t know ‘bout yer lil’ secret, Mom!!”

[snakemuffler]

"Vampire boyfriend." She restated.

Oh dear lord. Letting go of the other's ear, she simply just sighed, closing her eyes and holding the bridge of her nose all the while. Looks like the three had a lot of catching up to do. "Do I even want to know."

The woman opened her eyes once more, looking up at Joseph upon hearing his last comment. How could he have figured out? Who had told him? That information was only known to her and a few others, most certainly not her boys. "I see." There was a pause as placed a delicate hand on her hip. "And exactly how did you find this out, hm?"

[snakemuffler]

new muse new mun-intro ye son

im kai lol.......im just a small gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i literally dont know what else to say tbh. lisa lisa is actually my first female muse so pls bear with me.

im also ban and magato here at aod so ya....im usually on twitter a lot im @kinkydad666 you can follow me there but all i do is laugh at paint and talk about fucking dads so yeah bye

[snakemuffler]

where is my son joseph kardashian // closed

How hard was it to find her boys around here, honestly. Lisa Lisa was normally a exceptionally forbearing women, but, as of now, her patience was running thin.

Very thin.

If she were to spend another second in this dreadful excuse for an academy, she'd surely snap. Those she'd asked hadn't been helpful in the slightest either. A small exasperated sigh sounded from the brunettes lips as she reached for the doors leading to the dining hall.

As the doors swung open, blue optics focused in on an oh-so familiar figure. Finally. One down, one more to go. How lucky for her, she wasn't even trying to find him this time.

"Ah. There you are."

Heels clicked upon the tiled floors as the woman made her way over to her son. "We're leaving." Her voice echoed throughout the lone mess hall. In a single, swift motion, Lisa Lisa grabbed the male by his ear, dragging him out from his seat. She turned right around, leading Joseph towards the exit of the dining hall as she spoke. "Let's not waste anymore time than needed be. Where is Caesar."

[kmhgbkfgjgfvg-blog]

A chance at a new beginning // open ♥

         A new school ! To Diane, the concept of a school was strange and alien. Having not gotten much of an education as a child before straying from her clan, she wasn’t one with the patience for learning. Still, even with the threat of death, it was a change of pace from the quest she’d embarked on and she found the atmosphere of the building energizing.

A new environment wasn’t the only thing to lift her spirits. She glanced down at her hands, her feet, the floor; she was inside a building. A building built for humans. She was small ! She felt her lips curl up into a jubilant smile and she unconsciously played with her pigtails as she admired her new, diminutive stature.

Well, there was no doubt she wasn’t diminutive to some people, but being the average height of a human meant she could make new human friends! Hundreds of students out there waiting to be befriended! It was both exciting and daunting, and she had no clue where to start. The prospect of being seen as just another face, as a cute girl instead of a warrior, made her heart flutter. How to begin .. ?

Hesitantly, she reached out to the first person to pass her by and sought out words to connect them. “Hey there!” she chirped, “I really like your hair, but it could look so much better if you just let me change it a little bit…”

[snakemuffler]

Lisa Lisa's first day at this dreadful academy...Is this where her students decided to go off to without a single word? Oh well. At least the beach was somewhat tolerable...though she'd seen better. As of right now, all the ripple master wanted to do was track down those two boys and get the hell back home.

Heels clicked against the tiled floor of the academy, she honestly hadn't a clue where she was off to, but she was bound to cross paths with one of her boys sooner or later. A sigh escaped the brunettes lips as she begun to reach into her clutch for a much needed cigarette.

A small voice stopped the woman in her tracks, turning around to take a look at it's owner, Lisa Lisa raised an eyebrow as she took a single step towards the young girl.

"Oh? Is that so?"

"I've been doing my hair as such ever since I could remember....." The woman took a short pause to study the girls face. She could tell the female meant no harm with her comment, and she couldn't possibly say no to someone with that much excitement in their eyes...

"Though, if you insist.....Then please, by all means."

[comedydad]

[snakemuffler]

●

ぷりん

[somnia-memorias-deactivated2015]

[yomawaro]

リサリサ

[snakemuffler]

test

kai is handsome and cool aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im a milf