[snakeorsquid]

Reading Harry Potter and the philosopher's stone ( ou l'école des sorciers ) with @eejilunio ✨a thread✨

Chapter 1 only

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Me * reading aloud in Voldemort's voices* : ThE Boy WhO LIvEd ...

Eeji: wait 'The boy who lived'' ? I don't have that.

Me: What do you have ?

Eejil: Le survivant (rough translation: the survivor)

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Me : lmao I like that description

Eejil : which one ?

Me: the cat holding a map. Can U imagine in a cartoon dynamic?? Like Cat!McGonagall on her hind legs just looking at the map like she's holding a newspaper with her front paw, pure comedy

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Eejil : did he just talked about Voldemort with a Muggle ??? And called Vernon a Muggle, very discreet.

Me *laughing* : I thought it was supposed to be a secret, I'm dying

(Later)

Me: he probably told loads of Muggle tho

Eejil: he so did! He told everyone he could

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Me: Vernon thinking everything weird that happened today could NEVER reach them, Oh boY Ur in for a damn surprise

Eejil: OoOps

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Me: ''High-heeled bucked boots'' ??!

Eejil : what- where did you read that?

Me: there

Eejil : oh yeaaah it's also high heel boots there

Me: omg I just imagined Dumbledore with gigantic heel. LIKE STRIPPER'S HIGH HEEL OH FUCK IM DYING

Eejil : OH MY GOD I SEE IT!

Me: I HAVE TO DRAW THAT

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Me: He really think that Harry will be better off with them because it's better than a life of fame etc OhoooOooooooOH

Eejil*laughing*: it's really like 'shuuush trust me'

Me: BUT REALLY! Its Like ''Naaaah Don't worry he gonna love it here ' 'ai la conf t'inquiètes' dude

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Me: Wait he didn't knock

Eejil : huh?

Me: Dumbledore, he just put him on the doorstep in November with a letter and a blanket and basta ?? He didn't knock or ringed the fucking bell, he could literally died,no?

Eejil: Idk heating charms? Also anybody coming by could go 'Oh free child' and just take him. Oh and the letters : 'eeuuh Here's Ur nephew take care peace out'

Me : damn you're right. Oh and also ' Yo ya Sister and her husband's dead btw here the child bubYe!'

Eejil: he don't give a fuck lol

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Bonus :

Eejil : it was cool I liked it we should continue soon

Me: Yeah it was fun we can do it- OMG I HAVE MAP OF HOGWART.

Eejil : WHaaat I don't have that.

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[katsuorr]

Fem!Zoro my beautiful wife

[megacarapa]

ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves

back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore

if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??

[megacarapa]

don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM

so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!

this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together

and then in the end you put it together like this!!

and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy

EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!

[king-monky]

Marriage is good and weddings are great but I hate modern wedding culture. You don’t need to bankrupt yourself to have a nice wedding. Stop supporting the wedding industry, stop buying outrageously priced engagement rings, stop spending 10k on a dress you’ll only ever wear once.

[tidy-tidings]

Coming from a professional event planner - weddings are egregiously expensive because companies openly raise prices at the word “wedding.” 

Pro Tip - Never drop the word wedding while planning if you don’t need to. Most things can be for “an event you’re planning.” This obviously doesn’t include things like the venue, DJ (who needs specific wedding songs), and the wedding dress company if you’re going that route versus just buying a dress.

For my wedding I got “discounted” cupcakes, flowers, decor, bridesmaids dresses, groomsman attire, and invitations. I did this by either searching for things that aren’t marketed for weddings or not telling the companies I was working with it was for a wedding. Because honestly, most of the time they don’t need to know why you’re ordering.

These companies target people planning their weddings and markup everything the second “wedding” is said. And it’s said often because people assume the services change exponentially for weddings. They absolutely do not. 

The best example are the cupcakes I had for my wedding. I used a designer cupcake store in town instead of spending $1000 on a wedding cake. If you place a large order of cupcakes with a cake tree for display - it costs about $150 for 100 (which is what I did). When you order their “wedding” package - the price raised to a $700 base for 100 cupcakes. The only other perk includes a “tasting.” Forget that. Our tasting was buying a few cupcakes in flavors we thought we’d like and picked three. It cost maybe $20. 

What these companies do is scummy and targets people who don’t have information about the event industry.

I will yell it from the rooftops until people realize there’s a better way.

[rottingwithers]

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

[melaniepines]

DreamWorks be like:

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[daily-weasel]

[mammalidentifier]

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

[professorsparklepants]

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

[feminist-space]

[official-lucifers-child]

the wemther brothers

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[rockytheeridian]

(insp.)

[rockytheeridian]

#as a teacher myself he makes me ill#educating students is a beautiful wonderful thing @carhmel

[maru6]

[orphelia4]

Alone together

[huanggugugu]

ma'am your pet scientist doesn't look very well ma'am are you listening

Part 2

[ireallyhooooked]

[left-reminders]

[fourth-wall-inc]

Soo I had this idea for an illustration and wanted to try out the fake screenshot composition format. I dunno if I'll be coloring it, but I just had to at least sketch it, I needed a break from work desperately