fucking shut up i’m trying to complete the ritual
thank you. snakes are gay now

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fucking shut up i’m trying to complete the ritual
thank you. snakes are gay now
Another year another set of Valentine cards, Snek edition this time!
Last years version(birb edition): here
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why he lick me
Ekans and Arbok
determined slithering
In anatomical terms, the snood is an erectile, fleshy protuberance on the forehead of turkeys. Most of the time when the turkey is in a relaxed state, the snood is pale and 2-3 cm long. However, when the male begins strutting (the courtship display), the snood engorges with blood, becomes redder and elongates several centimetres, hanging well below the beak (see image).[1][2]
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In anatomical terms, the snood is an erectile, fleshy protuberance on the forehead of turkeys. Most of the time when the turkey is in a relaxed state, the snood is pale and 2-3 cm long. However, when the male begins strutting (the courtship display), the snood engorges with blood, becomes redder and elongates several centimetres, hanging well below the beak (see image).[1][2]
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In anatomical terms, the snood is an erectile, fleshy protuberance on the forehead of turkeys. Most of the time when the turkey is in a relaxed state, the snood is pale and 2-3 cm long. However, when the male begins strutting (the courtship display), the snood engorges with blood, becomes redder and elongates several centimetres, hanging well below the beak (see image).[1][2]
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In anatomical terms, the snood is an erectile, fleshy protuberance on the forehead of turkeys. Most of the time when the turkey is in a relaxed state, the snood is pale and 2-3 cm long. However, when the male begins strutting (the courtship display), the snood engorges with blood, becomes redder and elongates several centimetres, hanging well below the beak (see image).[1][2]
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he slapped his fat noodle body on the floor like a wet summer sausage
i just watched this snake go plonk like 17 times in a row and i laughed harder every time
good job
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snakes never visit a restaurant because they don’t have any fingers to point at the words they can’t pronounce on the menu
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you shouldn't have.
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Unpopular Opinion: All snakes are good friends who are doing the best they can.
this is the CORRECT OPINION
Hey y'all. The official fam (a group of people with ___-official urls organized originally by @nasa-official) now has a discord server that we're inviting followers to join. If you want to join the server then use the link right here -> https://discord.gg/QdrnbnH
Todays Snake Is:
The Red Coffee Snake (Ninia sebae) is a nonvenomous species found in southern Mexico and Central America. This secretive coral mimic favors leaf litter and loose soil where it hunts for soft-bodied prey such as worms and slugs.
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Blehhhh my camera makes her like 10x darker than she actually is and its so annoying!!!
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What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?
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I want this in my tombstone