Snaps

she/her --- knits and says rad a lot

[vomitpartyart]

you have entered.. the scary door

[snapdragonsalad]

HONK

I am NOT three geese in a trenchcoat!!!! STOP SAYING IM THREE GEESE IN A TRENCH COAT. Y-YKNOW WHAT-- THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WHO WAS THREE GEESE IN A TRENCHCOAT WOULD SAY-- BUT IM NOT. 

[snapdragonsalad]

how to not be sad, a step by step guide

step 1. get two pairs of tongs

step2. put "paradise city" by guns n' roses on, make sure it is very loud

step 3. tong your tongs and dance around like a maniac for the entire duration of the song

step 4. happiness, maybe even enlightenment

[snapdragonsalad]

pain: temporary

long lasting shelf life foods: like so much longer

[snapdragonsalad]

what's the difference between a shower curtain and a ping pong paddle you use to smack someone's dick?

shower curtain: blocks water

ping pong paddle: cock swatter

[snapdragonsalad]

hey god it's me again, just wanna ask a quick favor-

CAN I PLEASE HEAR

this is how i disappear by my chemical romance but it's only vocals and in an echoey church

FOR THE FIRST TIME AGAIN PLEASE

plEas i beG of yoU

[snapdragonsalad]

the next video mark and ethan make outside of unus annus is gonna be like the morning after a one night stand

[c-h-a-o-t-i-c-beauty]

[snapdragonsalad]

one "mixed emotion margarita" please.

Oh! and shaken, not stirred

[teennewssource]

hot girl summer is over it’s scary woman winter