this is what happens when you name your pokemon before you know what it evolves into.
she still baby tho…

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this is what happens when you name your pokemon before you know what it evolves into.
she still baby tho…
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This is the opposite of a problem.
TO DREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM
The best bit was he tweeted Waterstones and politely asked them to let him out.
No-one from Waterstones was on their Twitter account at that time of night, but half of London was still awake and soon after #WaterstonesTexan and #FreetheWaterstones1 were trending across the city. The police were notified and managed to let him out before midnight :D
Afterwards Waterstones tweeted “We’re pleased to announce that @DWill_ is a free man once more.” (x)
They’ve also compiled a reading list for their future locked-in clients
This is the best thing I’ve heard all day.
The compiling of the reading list for locked in clients is perhaps the best thing about this.
This is based on the original Good Omens storyboards that depicted Aziraphale and Crowley with washboard abs :P
good omens text post meme, part 1
The Great Smudge - Table Cat
Via Lancelot Falk
#ICONIC™
Swiggity Swooty sliding for that booty!
M’Luigi
I MEAN
WHERE
THE FUCK
SHOULD I...
REALLY EVEN START!!!????
We gonna fuckin die, someone call Will Smith
they really confidant in their programming
It still bothers me when they hit the robot.
That robot is a GOOD BOY
It’s all fun and games till the gunbot fucking snaps and decides it’s had enough.
What in the ever loving fuck
So do y'all think this is real or
Isn’t this how Terminator started?
The fact that people think it’s real shows how good corridor digital are at what they do :P
👏 blursed images 👏
“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work. I was relaxed about it at first. He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’ But then she got pregnant. Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life. Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog. Anyone is free to stop by at anytime. You can eat or drink whatever you want. All the young people in the neighborhood love me. I’m the oldest person in our friend group. Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties. They call me Queen Mama. I call them my adopted kids. I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews. I only ask one thing in return. Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea. Just so I can stay up to date. Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up. We were out until 2 AM last night.” (Amsterdam, The Netherlands)
Finally, i finished it. My take on Crowley before the fall. One, who created the stars
also print is available on redbubble
Literally the best post I’ve ever seen
This post honestly keeps getting better
my family has called this playing under cover monster :3
mister sheen i just want to talk!!!
His face in the last one is the epitome of “Okay, it’s just Crowley, just the man you have an ENORMOUS CRUSH ON, be cool.” (Ofc, then Crowley saves the books and Aziraphale realizes IT IS WAY MORE THAN JUST A CRUSH.)
It’s okay, it’s just Crowley. Walking down the aisle to me I mean how much gay panic can one face contain?
OKAY BUT IT’S NOT JUST THAT.
They haven’t spoken to each other since their fight in the park in 1862. This is 1941. Aziraphale hasn’t seen or spoken to Crowley in eighty years.
That second gif? That’s disbelief, mixed with a little bit of hope. He didn’t expect Crowley to come. Once upon a time he would have trusted, on some level, that Crowley would be there to get him out of any scrape he got himself into, because that’s like half of what Crowley does. But then they fought, and now Aziraphale genuinely believed he was dealing with this alone. He might have wanted Crowley to show up like a dashing knight to save him, like he has so many times before, but Aziraphale didn’t expect it. And then he sees Crowley hopping down the aisle of the church and he can’t believe his eyes.
And then, immediately after that, I think he’s remembering their fight. He’s remembering what Crowley asked for, what he didn’t want to give, how he said fraternizing like it was a terrible thing when everything they’ve done for each other feels like the furthest thing from terrible. They hurt each other in that fight. That’s still hope in his eyes, but there’s a little bit of pain there as well.
It is the demon he has an enormous crush on, but equally important is that this is his closest friend, the friend he may have thought he’d lost forever (because Aziraphale couldn’t bring himself to give Crowley the one thing that could destroy him (because he can’t bear the thought of living without him but that’s another tangent)).
But Crowley came for him. They fought, and they hurt each other, and Aziraphale hasn’t apologized, and Crowley still came for him.
And so Aziraphale takes a steadying breath and tries to pull himself together because he’s not out of the woods yet, but oh, Crowley is here and maybe, maybe that means he hasn’t lost him at all.
Maybe there’s hope for them yet.