Ineffable Bastards

I love these two idiots way too much. My main account is bong-water-bender.

[wargoddess9]

What if Aziraphale kissed Crowley on the airbase in Tadfield?

[kaenith]

Huevember 2019 - 16

Serpens

Crowley with the astronomy book was a very cool (if heart-wrenching ;n;) scene.

[thecrystalalice]

Got to love Watsky’s words of wisdom

[naniiebimworks]

Hold still.

Waiter and Entertainer, Warlock’s 11th Birthday party.

[clungedestroyer]

[dotstronaut]

A finished speedpaint commission for @amuseoffyre of their reverse omens AU, specifically of this scene at Hadrien’s Wall. The boys are quite pleased to be in each other’s company despite being on opposite sides of this particular conflict. It was a delight to read and so fun to draw a piece for! I might have given this a little more detail than I usually give a speedpaint….

[brokendeathangel]

Ok… ok I just had an idea. What if Crowley and Aziraphale feels no physical sexual attraction to each other’s corporeal form? Sure they both think human bodies look nice and all but it still feels like they’re just wearing a skin suit. When they see each other’s naked human form they don’t have any shame or feel any arousal. You can see that they both act pretty chill in Eden where both Adam and Eve were walking around butt naked and never questioned why Adam and Eve were naked in the first place. Plus, the both of them don’t really have a good grasps on human biology and don’t follow human gender/sexual norms. However, they are attracted to each others’  true celestial/demonic form! 

Their true form. Like hot damn! What a terrifying but sexy forms! <3

Ok. Thanks for coming to my tedtalk. Lol! XD

[tio-trile]

To anon who said: Consider this: Caduceus = Crowley and Azi

I…I mean

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

[rebecca-polidori]

Ineffable Husbands

[purplealmonds]

Taking a stab at drawing Aziraphale and Crowley Crawly to the similar style as the Mesopotamian kids! 

[a-zira-fell]

Anybody willing to draw Crowley in 2000!Jesus Christ Superstar!Judas’ outfit?

[pidgydraws]

Matthew 7:7-8 - “Ask and it will be given to you…”

[pidgydraws]

mixing two sketch requests - both ANON - “A + C: kiss on the cheek?“ and “I have a request! How about aziraphale tickling crowley? :3″

and to me~ i can only imagine Aziraphale would find out that Crowley is ticklish, in a few sensitive spots, entirely by accident! heheh! X3

[pidgydraws]

Crowley and Aziraphale outside the cinema, February 1984

(best viewed while listening to “I’m Free” by Kenny Loggins)

[pidgydraws]

Michael sent me his thoughts on this piece!

La Scala in London is a theater with an interesting history! (about the vibe in the 80′s) “…the auditorium was dark and, at times, illicit. There was a frisson. A lot of the films were quite explicit, so there was a sexuality about the place that was unusual in cinemas.”

MICHAEL~!!!! (> //w//<) LOL

[leilakalomi]

Good. Lord.

[wheeloffortune-design]

“Comfortable, dear?” “Huh? Why do you ask?”

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Oh yeah I wanted to make sure you knew that ballerina Crowley doesn’t wear ballet shoes. He’s got scales for that. 

[art-rmlb]

[purplealmonds]

Instead of sleeping like a normal person, I decided to bang out a not-so-quick sketch for @aussiepineapple1st ‘s draw this in your own style thing. I forced myself to ink on just one layer with the brush size locked - it was a fun challenge!

Link to the original piece is in the replies!