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homoquartz

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

idiotnicky-2-deactivated2024042

Little miss gets wet at being told what to do

stanpats

hellenhighwater

SEND HIM

hellenhighwater

For the record, he loves this. He's a very needy little man, though I'm not certain he actually understands that I'm doing this deliberately. I think his little brain goes "oh yes good pets nice nice good pets ALAS! i have slipped from the hands of the warden like a bar of soap! what a tragic accident! i must return posthaste. oh hello yes good pets nice nice."

You can see his confusion, followed by Hello Tail, followed by yes nice belly rubs.

Vice is just a weird animal.

its-gremlin-time

Excuse me what is on your wall

hellenhighwater

Are you talking about Hadrian? I found him at an estate sale. He's storing some pearls for me at the moment.

posthumanwanderings

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catgirl-kaiju

Yeah, hey Deborah, I’m gonna be late coming in. There’s another friggin mech battle happening on the highway, and I just know this is gonna be a killer pileup. Might be here for hours.

Yeah, this is some real bullshit, if you’ll pardon my french. Can’t believe our tax money’s going towards this. Anyway, I’ll keep you updated.

Uh huh

Okay see ya

Bye