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When your client thoroughly documents their technical problem.

When someone asks how I did something technical

#silicon valley

When someone asks me why I tested in production

#BadThings

Finishing a major implementation

is all like:

#startrek #startech

When decommissioned apps are flagged for a new initiative

I'm all like:

#godfather #al pacino #itproblems

When someone asks me a question they could have googled

I'm all like:

#OK?#NotNowChief

When I get an "Access Denied" message on Sharepoint

I'm like:

#suspiciuos #Sharepoint #Access Denied #Show me the goods

Every major Go-Live

EVERYONE is all like:

#CRM #Go live #Cartoons #Coffee

When someone says "I just need one small thing..."

I'm like:

#Pirates #GTG #Johnny Depp #Lets Circle Back Tomorrow

When someone breaks an environment and doesn't tell anyone

I’m like:

#entouage #architect problem #ari gold

When I steal a gift somebody is excited about

at the company White Elephant party, I'm all like:

#thegameisthegame #tautology #theOffice #thewire

How I feel about driving out an MS Project tech plan

I'm all like:

#Carcetti #TheWire #PMP #ITIL #itproblems #LittleFinger

Every time I get an initiative approved by the steering committee

I'm all like:

#house of cards #kevin spacey #itproblems #i am the one who knocks

Publishing a really good root cause analysis

I'm all like:

Every time your code doesn't compile

I'm all like:

#CedricDaniels #nerdproblems #TheWire #rawles

When someone tries to pawn their team's work on yours

I'm all like:

#paul rudd #wethot #hellno

When someone requests permissions for individual users

Instead of making an Active Directory group:

#technology #Nerds #itproblems

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