Jump City Genius

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me, when i am loved: *finger guns*

[julian2006]

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

[sappharah]

i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

[sappharah]

[snartcasm]

Jinx proves how little she knows about her teammate in three or four easy posts.

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

[thekwikemart]

[locotitochilewebeo]

[actionplatformer]

[snartcasm]

Shazbot.

[z-co]

Godzilla Firefox

A customer today at work (via z-co)

[z-co]

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

[loveniaimani]

[matthejew-blog]

[bird-paws]

silly comic thing based off my lovely moody bird.

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

If you're ever feeling useless just remember that Gotham has a police force.

[iguanamouth]

honestly i just wanna experience life with the same enthusiasm as kids from early 2000s razor scooter ads

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

[snartcasm]

I am! But seriously do you expect me to go and post what we’re doing or my “evil plans” on the internet? Not a chance, scrungebucket.

If it was that easy we’d have so many goody two shoe crimefighters and police on this site it’d be ridiculous.

#Security is kind of my thing so good luck getting the upper hand just following my blog lmao.

[troglodytesluts-blog]

I figured. I guess you didn’t pick up on my sarcasm. 

[snartcasm]

Sarcasm is really sucky through the internet, mostly when I'm still reading your posts in that super monotone voice of yours, dweeb.

Whatever, at least you're not as dumb as you look.