lmao

t | he/she/they | 24 | mostly sports (bball, hockey, motorsports, etc.) and whatever else i want

[mayguardian]

any analysis of sports in the US that doesn't begin and end with collegiate athletics is absolutely lost

[somejoyinmudville]

its a good thing mens soccer isnt a real sport if it was id be pretty upset right now

[pharmersonly]

unfortunately i don’t think kk and laila being single at the same time would end up with them together. i think a series of really bad lesbian two-mans is significantly more likely.

[pharmersonly]

there would be a burgeoning community initiative to put up warning posters that read “DO NOT GO HOME WITH THESE TWO. WORST THREESOME OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!” in bars along the west coast.

[mayguardian]

return to form for the USMNT (absolute dogshit)

[starrynet]

exactly

[little-red-devil]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!

[mayguardian]

if you hate angel reese you will die and go to hell

[cynids]

nhl offseason in a nutshell so far

bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS

jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?

ducks: we HATE our group

canes: we LOVE our group

half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?

kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup

kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot

connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF

mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!

panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE

habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).

danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"

everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"

elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations

dylan larkin: hey so about that trade

[captainamericaa]

BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

[kumagawa]

this is literally the 92 bulls

[captainamericaa]

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

[kumagawa]

it’s called a fade away jumper

[somejoyinmudville]

cabo verde u were the biggest star in the entire sky

[angelsofice]

Thank you so much to everybody who participated in Angels of Ice! The event is officially closed. 28 fanworks were posted to the collection by more than 14 creators, and that's so much more than either of us expected or even imagined!

Now that it's over, it's a great time to go read some of the great works (or even all of them, why not), and leave some kudos and comments while you're at it! A round-up post will be coming in the next few days as well.

In other news, we will be back for another round of this event! We're going to figure out timing, but we'll let you know when we know, and we're looking forward to even more women's hockey rpf :)

Here's the collection link. Have fun!

[turnagain]

#Flames prospects, including Carson Carels, Jack Hextall and Joe Iginla, working with Skating Consultant Danielle Fujita…dancing to Michael Jackson? Sound on for the full experience!

[mayguardian]

LEWISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[puckangel]

gavin mckenna i hope you never shut up about being indigenous. keep at it kid

[tetrisfag]

[realtapiocafan]

[mayguardian]

i’m sorry FRENCH soccer fans on my ass about “not knowing the game” because i wanna defend my guy getting a tad bit overaggressive like i fear the lady doth protest too much