snatch.

hi my names snatch. don't worry about what I do or where I'm coming from or where I'm going. you'll never have to worry either. 

[fall-out-boy]

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[vicesandvirtves]

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[saverockanroll]

on this day, 8 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[1dhq]

[1st pic ©, 2nd pic ©]

@projecthome2016: PROMO WEEK DAY 7 - RELEASE DAY

RELEASE DAY: APRIL 29TH

support #PROJECTHOME:

[stream on spotify | join the thunderclap | buy on itunes]

[caringcoffeechats]

You deserve people in your life who understand you at your core. Who don’t have misconceptions about your personality or your intentions. People who not only “get you” but also care about your wellbeing and won’t betray your trust.

[happy1days-deactivated20230227]

Louis getting papped in a drag show if he's in vegas would be quite telling that the end is near...

It would take care of another app.

[lululawrence]

THIS IS A DREAM OF MINE DON’T TEASE ME OKAY

[that-regular-chick-deactivated2]

Ok, I need to know what the "miserable twat" days were all about between Zayn and Harry! You've piqued my curiosity! Thanks!

It happened during a 2010 twitcam. 

LOL Reasons I actually love this:

We can see how much Harry has evolved from his emo baby of the bunch days.

We can see even back in the day Zayn Malik was not the one.

We can see why Liam “The Show Must Go On” Payne is Daddy Direction.

Louis’ dramatic “Oh my Gowwhd” is just so Louis. It gives me life. 

Even when bickering, their chemistry as a group is a beautiful thing.

They set a good example for this “miserable twat for no reason” fandom. The worked it out. They love each other. It’s not that superficial I-love-you-only-when-you-please-me love. It’s that I-love-you-even-when-you-get-on-my-fucking-nerves love.

That’s good stuff.

[that-regular-chick-deactivated2]

Throwback Thursday. :)

[lhrry]

Hello guys. Please add to your tweets #BuyHomeOniTunes, it’s catchy and it’s easier to trend a new hashtag when the main one didn’t start trending all day! We can still do this, we did it every day up until now, please don’t give it up!

[kindathoughtprovoking]

Home will be playing on The Hits out of the UK shortly!

Listen here. // Thank them here.

[snatchzap]

Ah. So, sort of like a Fence?

Huh? Sorry, I know about team ZAP and a few of you lot, but I'm not, I'm, completely familiar with your names? Or codenames....sorry.

[snatchzap]

That's cool! What do you do for a living? Killing Vanted counts.

I don't usually, like, kill people. Um, not unless it's necessary. I don't really have a job, but people will pay me to steal things for them or I'll sell things I steal. Depends on, ya know, what I can find. (OOC: kind of like bella in supernatural if you watch that)

[snatchzap]

So... How long have you been in... wherever it is that you are?

Well, I am in New London at the moment. But, um, probably not for too long. I've been here for maybe a week or two? Being in the undergrounds got me news of you guys pretty fast.

[snatchzap]

WEL- I'm coming off a bit strong, aren't I?

A-A little. It's okay though.

[snatchzap]

In case you guys haven't noticed... I'm a bit, um, socially awkward. I've never had much exposure to people or anything. So sorry if I seem cold, I promise I'm not, I just get a little scared around people.

[snatchzap]

HI!

Um, what's up?

[snatchzap]

HEY, I'M SLY! Welcome!

Hi...

[snatchzap]

Completely your choice. Not all of us have our names in the open, though.

I'll choose not. I don't know you guys well enough yet.

[snatchzap]

Welcome! I'm Daniel, but I go by Nerd.

Nice to know. I realised a lot of you have your real names up, should I post mine? I'm a bit hesitant.