Voltron Text Posts @voltext-posts - Tumblr Blog

Please go to room 619 to see Zuc Medick

Nurse to Sven in the Space Hospital

#vld #voltron legendary defender #sven voltron #incorrect voltron quotes

voltext-posts

Voltron is Voltorn

Lotor at some point (via voltext-posts)

#huh #what an accurate prediction

Lance:

Keith:

Lance: My sword is longer than yours

Keith: Are you compensating for something?

Pidge: Keith you know how long his dick is. You saw it last night

Hunk: You would expect that in such a high tech castle they would have better wall but no. Coran I would like to file a complaint

#vld #voltron legendary defenders #keith #lance #klance #pidge #hunk #Incorrect voltron quotes

Shiro: I’ll form the head

Lotor: And I’ll be the dick!

#vld #voltron legendary defender #lotor #takashi shirogane #incorrect voltron quotes

What in shiteratureation

Keith, when doing Lit.

#vld #voltron legendary defender #keith #incorrect voltron quotes #source: simon vs the homo sapien agenda

Sorry

Haha sorry for the random posts, I sometimes forget to switch blogs when rebloging on my phone :/

Alien: What are you doing here?!

Allura: We’re here to kick names and take ass

Shiro: Eh... close enough

#vld #voltron legendary defender #shiro #allura #source: avengers infinity war #incorrect voltron quotes

Hunk: This is Zarkon we’re talking about. He’s like, the toughest there is

Keith: Well, he’s never fought me

Hunk: Yeah, he has

Keith: He has never fought me TWICE

#vld #voltron legendary defender #keith #hunk #source: avengers infinity war #incorrect voltron quotes

Lotor: What is this ‘UFO’ you keep talking about?

Pidge: it stands for unidentif-

Keith: unidentified flying ovary.

Pidge: what

Keith: what

#vld #voltron legendary defender #lotor #pidge #keith #source: a random conversation #incorrect voltron quotes

Pidge: Shiro, shiro! I did something terrible

Shiro: It's ok, I have a shovel

Pidge: Wait what? What do you think I did?

Shiro: Doesn't matter, no one will ever know

#vld #voltron legendary defenders #pidge #shiro #source: one day at a time #incorrect voltron quotes

Pidge: Hewwo Keith's mothew

Hunk: Wewcome to the castwe

Krolia: Are they always like this?

#vld #voltron legendary defenders #pidge #hunk #krolia #incorrect voltron quotes

Coran: Careful Paladins! Our oxygen tanks are dangerously low!

Shiro: Coran statistics please!

Coran: We're at 69%!

Pidge:

Pidge: *whispers* There's sex in the air

#vld #voltron legendary defenders #coran #shiro #pidge #incorrect voltron quotes

Keith: Mum, what made you fall in love with dad

Krolia: *flashback*

Krolia: no reason

#vld #voltron legendary defenders #keith #krolia #incorrect voltron quotes

I have the power of god an anime on my side

Matt, at some point

#vld #voltron legendary defenders #matt #source: vine #incorrect voltron quotes

Pidge: If yes is spelt y-e-s, what does e-y-e-s spell

Coran: Eeeee yes?

#vld #voltron legendary defenders #pidge #coran #incorrect voltron quotes

I drink to forget but always remember

Shiro, as a dad

#vld #voltron legendary defenders #shiro #source: brandon rogers #incorrect voltron quotes

What if

During the Voltron coalition Coran gave Lance a love interest, and because of Lance’s crush on Allura, Coran made them pretend to be together (Allura would probably agree if it helped the coalition)

BUT you know, since Allura was pretending to be Keith at the time when they did all the shows,

Image Keith coming back to Voltron and like the entire coalition and fanbase expects Lance and Keith to be together

Bonus: Lance gets used to flirting with 'Keith' that he actually slips and flirts with the actual Keith when he gets back

#vld #Voltron legendary defender #keith #allura #lance #coran #headcanon #?

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

Voltron Text Posts