young and successful - a sex symbol

[real-life-pine-tree]

This show is an absolute masterpiece.

[victoria-pedretti]

MEAN GIRLS 2004 — dir. Mark Waters

[hgedits]

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[marvelgifs]

THOR: RAGNAROK (2017), dir. Taika Waititi

[texasbama]

I would love to see the Electoral College abolished in my lifetime.

[pileofknives]

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

[bucketofcrows]

daily self-affirmations 💕

my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti

i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium

i am not trapped in the time loop

i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ

i am not trapped in the time loop

i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

[fruitydiaz]

Eddie's selective memories vs the full picture

[cal-kestis]

happy april 30th!

[useramor]

idc if it’s unrealistic idc that it makes no sense idc that no firefighter would go into a situation like that without full gear i want eddie in a white t-shirt that gets soaking wet and see through and clings to his body. personally.

[ispyspookymansion]

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

[ispyspookymansion]

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

[peppapigvevo]

this looks like the same party

[teaboot]

they’re shouting back and forth across the club

[radiofreederry]

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

actually the tweet is wrong because this soulless and scary cgi fish has one single ounce of emotion and that’s when it looks to the side, clearly scared, a detail which both bewilders and confuses me as to why it’s in this scene at all,

[caved-fandom]

The Velocipastor (2018)

[anarcho-smarmyism]

watching those gd mobile game ads where the player is so so so bad

[feraligatr]

im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses

[palmer]

Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion