SneakyWarSloth

23| Bi | She/Her | Cosmetologist | Stripper | Dd/lg | 18+ | NSFW |

[qr-closet]

pride handheld flags pixel guides ✨

[not-the-wife-of-kronos]

When a kindergartener is cooler than you, you know you’re a failure at life.

[thedgeofsleep]

mabel sweater throwback! 💖💫

[caffeinated-eye-candy-blog]

I… have a lot of work to do!

[craftsypenguin]

Most of these are in the shop now :) And more coming! Whichever flag or colours, you can wear them everyday. https://www.etsy.com/shop/craftsypenguin

[orphicmuse]

[officialjeffgoldblum]

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

[natawhat]

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

[nightterrorbeauty-deactivated20]

drinking permit

[freelancervermont]

“What’s that in your sippy cup?”

“Vodka.”

[thelilmess-jess-deactivated2019]

🥴

[lolderby]

Credit: Joshua R. Craig

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[kingofhercloset]

Just realized my bowtie isn’t straight, but I mean neither is the rest of me so I guess that’s cool.

[rellerderber]

Me: Can i have a Coke?

Waitress: We have Pepsi, is that ok?

Me: Sorry but Scald Eagle only drinks Coke

Waitress: Wh-

Me: *KAKAW*

[derbyluna]

When a new skater complains about a rule that is there to keep skaters safe

I may start keeping a water battle on my hip, just for this exact use.

[pizzapowasgifs]

[sharkboxes]

This user plays Roller Derby

[derbyluna]

"Out of play!”

[thenerdsaurus]

SLAM! #1 (2016) //  BOOM! - BOOM! Box

“Jennifer Chu and Maise Huff (aka Knockout and Ithinka Can on the track) have been best friends since their first day of Fresh Meat Orientation for the Eastside Roller Girls, but when they get drafted for two different teams they’ll have to figure out if the bond between them is stronger than the pull of a team when a win is on the line. 

You get slammed on the track and slammed in life, and in both cases you have to take your hits and get back up again! “

Story: Pamela Ribon, art: Veronica Fish

Get the comics here

[downtherabbitholeblog]

March 19 2017

Kray*rolla’s helmet, start to finish!