Sneyr Themes

This is a description and i'll fill it with nonsense. Blue lips pale skin, rosey chics and trembling limbs

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You are Julius Caesar, and you are in a council meeting. Suddenly, Brutus stands up, then the rest of the council members. Then a hundred other time travelers draw their daggers.

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You find a "Safe Zone" in the middle of a galactic battlefield. It’s a garden planet, untouched by war. You soon realize the "flowers" are growing out of the mouths of millions of paralyzed, immortal enemy soldiers

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A plucky group of theater kids successfully raise money to renovate their high school's old theater. The administration promptly takes the money and gives it to the football program. Enraged, the theater kids decide to sabotage the football team.

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Humanity is new to the galactic stage and as one of the first humans on a multi-species crew, you are stuck explaining strange quirks of Humanity to your crew. Today's topic, the Call of the Void.

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It Is 1693. The Salem Witch Trials. You Have Been Accused Of Attending The Devil's Sacrament. So You Shrewdly Decide To Ask Your Accuser What They Were Doing There As Well.

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As a mage, you enchant a lot of random objects in your tower to have a minor will and locomotion, just to make life more convenient. Today, you wake up to find pens and pans alike covered in blood, and the corpse of a masked man lying bloody and battered on your floor.

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you are a blacksmith who works in a small shop in the capital. the princess in terrible disguises has been asking for the most wild and impractical weapons. You fulfill the orders regardless and even make them as functional as possible. But one day she came again but with a retinue and the king

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You've always enjoyed working magic and especially entertaining the children of the village with colourful spells and small illusions. When one day mages from the royal academy visited, they noticed one of your shows and insisted on taking you with them back to the capital.

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Rather than futilely trying to avert the prophecy about his children killing him someday, the King leans into it, and does his best to train them for that eventuality.

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"So now that the journey's over mind telling us how you managed to acquire such a well-tamed hawk?" "What hawk? Oh, this is my buddy, he's a shapeshifter who just really likes being a hawk. It's not like he's trying to hide that fact and you guys never asked so I assumed you all knew that."

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You work under the single most feared and influential mob boss in the entire country. ...Not that you actually KNOW you're in the mafia, as you're not exactly the most observant person.

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You are a time traveller. There are other time travellers that also exist. There is a year called "the anomaly" that no time traveller ever returns from. The anomaly is starting to expand, reaching into years before and after it and steadily growing larger.

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Hephaestus sat with you at Starbucks, "Told him it will took millennia to forge one yet he insisted so here it is; Fire Sword, worthy of wielded by archangels; It's already paid and he's long since dead, so as his bloodline it's yours now".

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The latest pizza order came in oddly, it had an extremely specific set of instructions for the toppings, practically a mechanical diagram. But you take pride in your work and do it exactly. But as you lay the last string of grated cheese, the entire thing lights up, an active magical sigil.

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After the hundredth child showed up on their doorstep claiming they were the hero destined to slay you, you decided to take matters into your own hands and visit the bastard who keeps sending orphans to kill you.

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The old fairy would bless babies with gifts like beauty, intelligence, or strength. This new fairy keeps blessing them with odd “gifts” like the ability to eat cilantro without it tasting like soap, or the power to not be allergic to peanuts. You start to wonder if she is a fraud.

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When you answer the phone, you always answer "Satan's Apprentice" as a joke. When you die, you find out you inadvertently had applied and been accepted for the job.