TRASH(ed) WITCH.

strix ( probably ). definitely an age. they/them or she/her or it i don't care anymore. i'm a magic user & tiefling. modern & ic blog for yearsendured.

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i blocked him

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@saultinpeppa

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@saultinpeppa why are you booing me, i’m right

[theweirdwideweb]

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ive definitely stopped caring about the relationships in this family but i’ll be damned if i wasn’t confused as hell about it

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[curseworm]

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

[hustlerose]

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

[big-red-gum]

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

[hustlerose]

chinken nunget

[snicketysnooks]

i woke up and didn’t know where i was so i just went to bed but i woke up again and i still didn’t know where i was so i screamedi’m actuallystill stcreaming

[teathattast]

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i dont want to work today

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sensing a bad

[tapejara-deactivated20180408]

big  frog fandom  grab  your

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link

[batreaux]

she wears short skirts, i leave a slime trail  she’s cheer captain and i’m just a 

[elodieunderglass]

Every time I see this I just quietly message it to a selection of people who are Never Grateful Enough

[z-nogyrop]

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

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monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

[localdoubt-deactivated20221128]

*looking at a tiger*

monkey brain: that animal right there is a dangerous predator adapted for stalking, chasing, and quickly dispatching of creatures like us. we should find high ground to get away from it before it sees us

human brain: hehe kitty wana pet

[localdoubt-deactivated20221128]

monkey brain: the ocean is the last place we want to be right now. we’re not built to swim and we’ll likely drown within five minutes. and let’s not even get into what might want to kill us once we get into open water

human brain: wheee swimmy