roll persuasion

32 i was a text post king, now just a simple farmer tilling the internet soil for content

[dogpuppy]

[cowboyified]

[iwatchsmiggles]

[calvinanddune]

A stone is heavy and the sand is weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both.

[dirtbaby2016]

[aflo]

That's when I realized my life isn't a cringe compilation... it's an aura & hype moments compilation.

[tgirl-makima]

her: last night was magical

me, a materialist: no it wasn't

[comment-tube]

[darklordofnightmares]

[lelouch]

[railroadsoftware]

[railroadsoftware]

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

[railroadsoftware]

Still so true

[oldinterneticons]

[dogpuppy]

[isawken]

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

[kensawyou]

what’s a henway?

[isawken]

ABOUT 3 TO 5 POUNDS!!!!

[mattressblowoutsale]

Never date an autistic woman

[tatzelwurming]

how did your grandpa stepping on a lightning rune protect his kingdom