big stretch

32 ghost haunting the ruins of a once great Web Page

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[calebwittebane]

I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?

why not join the fighter's guild? i hear they're recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you've got the stones for it.

[threedollarsdotcom]

the Los Angeles Ants have signed ants to a 10 year 1000000000 crumb contract

[squirrel--boy]

Damn, what does Los Angeles get?

[threedollarsdotcom]

ants

[officialcrow]

yeah dude all of christian bales movies take place in the same universe like reign of fire is 200 years after the dark knight rises

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

yeah that tight jaw universe. tight jaw and cutting stare.

[mangonetics]

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

[burins]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

[angelicguy]

feeding a crying puppet peppermints that he is spitting out almost immediately after

[deathwaltz-ao3]

me when i am on my mutuals' blogs 👀👀👀 #LetsTakeALook👀 #Observing👀

[thecryptkeeper]

[powerburial]

play stupid games win aweswome toys

[dogpuppy]

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[dogpuppy]

[cowboyified]

[iwatchsmiggles]

[calvinanddune]

A stone is heavy and the sand is weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both.

[dirtbaby2016]

[aflo]

That's when I realized my life isn't a cringe compilation... it's an aura & hype moments compilation.