[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My mom: You need to start liking girly things

Me: *starts liking girls*

My mom:

[hillergoodspeed]

hard stance

(https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc1XQjxlZQs/)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[turing-tested]

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

[scatterbrainedadventurelog]

can i offer a smaller spoon?

[turing-tested]

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

[bob-belcher]

F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One with All the Resolutions (S05E11)

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[nbeenary]

[hohenheimlcb]

me: is spacing out

someone: wonder what they’re thinking abt

my brain: our house, in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the m

[the-memedaddy]

[voicesbyzane]

Today I feel like the dad from coraline

[leaflicker]

I Died In 2010 and Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation and Complete Emotional Unavailability, a conspiracy thread

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thumo-leonta-deactivated2020092]

Georges Rochegrosse (1859–1938), Le Chevalier aux Fleurs (The Knight of the Flowers) (detail) (1894), oil on canvas, 235.5 x 374 cm, Musée d'Orsay, Paris. Wikimedia Commons.

[thelonelyplayboy]

[valtsv]

[mydeddyalabama]

Can’t wait for Hozier to return and put his big bad bitch of the forest foot back down on ed sheerans windpipe

[twitterlols]

[biodegrade]

Wow.. she has such a way with worms…