Legendary Lance

Indie v:ld Lance ask/rp blog

[sailorcuba-remade-deactivated20]

quick re-draw of this!!!!!!!!! lance is trans!!!

[paras7i]

idk if some1 did this already but life is short and lance is good

[kny]

(˃̵ᴗ˂̵ ๑)

[honeydoyouwantmenow]

The Signs as DC Comics Bombshells

Which bombshell did you get?

[memepaladins]

roses are red, 

you can’t resist my charms,

[lanceismyson000]

「I Doubt It」

[sabertoothwalrus]

pidge is really good at activating her teammates' broternal instincts

[lokh1]

an au without voltron and without aliens……. OR ARE THERE???????

keith and pidge are the biggest conspiracy theorists around. tell me that this wouldnt be keiths immediate reaction if he really was galra

also:

[dannijay-art]

mark my words

this is going to happen. one way or another

[baochi-art]

A Princess and her sharpshooting Ninja! Their friendship…is so cute!

[florideae]

lance: uhh….are you wearing my jacket?

keith: yes, and there’s a perfectly good reason for that

lance: what’s the reason?

keith: i’m gay

[quiznakingred-deactivated201806]

boo.

At first Keith stared at Lance with a slight frown as he sat beside him and started to explain his plan to him. Keith slowly crossed his arms in front of his chest and his muscles tensed.

Then, as Lance went on, he relaxed and he looked at the other paladin raising his eyebrows. He even had a soft smile in the corner of his lips.

Finally he nodded. “I’m in,” he said. “Tell me how can I help.”

[sniperborn]

Lance's fingers kept drumming on the table as he was called out for saying thank you. His cheeks heated up in an obvious blush. "Because you..... I thought.....never mind. I'm just going to go and get things ready." Lance got up a little hastily to flee the awkward situation. Once he was on his feet he at least offered Keith a smile. "You better have a killer costume, I expect scare-tastic things from you." He got that please grin he got when he knew he made a bad joke, he even threw in a little eyebrow wiggle. Secretly he'd been working on his own costume for months, so all he had to focus on was getting these guys ready.

[quiznakingred-deactivated201806]

boo.

At first Keith stared at Lance with a slight frown as he sat beside him and started to explain his plan to him. Keith slowly crossed his arms in front of his chest and his muscles tensed.

Then, as Lance went on, he relaxed and he looked at the other paladin raising his eyebrows. He even had a soft smile in the corner of his lips.

Finally he nodded. “I’m in,” he said. “Tell me how can I help.”

[sniperborn]

Lance had been sure he was going to argue for staying focused on the mission. Imagine his surprise when Keith agreed to help him throw a Halloween party. Lance grinned brightly and spread his hands out over the table in front of them in excitement. "First we need decorations, I already have Hunk working on food. Do you think we can make Blue and Red look like ghosts? Do we have sheets that big?" He got a little side tracked by the thought, pressing his lips together for a moment. He suddenly seemed to remember he was trying to plan with Keith and looked over at him with a sheepish smile. "Its mainly just decorations and convincing Shiro to not shut us down. I got the rest." He tapped his fingers on the table like there was more he wanted to say, then he finally opened his mouth. "And....thanks Keith."

[trcshymemes]

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

[sabertoothwalrus]

I really enjoy the sibling relationship between these two!! I hope it gets explored more in the show

Do not repost to other websites!

[sylenth-l]

I… Have no explanation.

[sniperborn]

@commandcrborn

[violetrance]

I’ve never laughed so hard at a video.

[sniperborn]

Those that have watched this show with me understand this is the kind of commentary I make. @commandcrborn @mxgicborn