Headcanon: the only reason Dollface offered to watch Hunter x Hunter with Gideon at the end of Gideon’s most recent episode was because he was paranoid that Gideon was gonna find the cat boy page. Or the merman page. Or the collar page. Or the
disclaimer: All characters here belong to @clutzclown, also I started writing this a few weeks ago but my macbook killed itself halfway through and I had to wait like 2 weeks to get it back, so the ending is a bit abrupt lmao (my bad). Fic under cut!
“Sooo…what did we get?” Richie grinned at Cameron, leaning into him as he walked.
Cameron grimaced in response, holding a brown paper bag out for Richie to..inspect? I guess? Richie snatched the bag, rummaging through it and pulling out one item;
A ten piece chicken Mcnugget.
“Listen, I know it isn't much, but it’s all the budget allowed us to get.” Cameron reasoned before Richie could respond, crossing his arms defensively.
“Really? I thought it would have been…bigger.” Richie commented, putting back the box into the bag and handing it to Cameron.
“Well, we spent most of it on getting that new microwave. And on that sweater from the thrift shop. I don’t even know why you bought it! You immediately cut it up!” He gave Richie a pointed look.
“Wuh!?--” Richie scoffed, “Don’t act like I didn’t use it for anything, Cam! I made arm warmers with the sleeves.” He added, giving Cameron a playful shove.
“Gah! Why do you always resort to physical violence when we don’t agree on something!?” Cameron stumbled a bit, scuffing his shoes on the pavement as he did.
“I wouldn’t have to resort to physical violence if you didn’t-” Richie stopped in his tracks and turned his head away from Cameron, spotting a shockingly pristine park bench,
“Ooh! Can we eat there? I don’t feel like walking all the way to the car.” He suggested enthusiastically, looking back and forth between Cameron and the bench.
Cameron contemplated the decision for a second before nodding, “I guess if you’re that hungry. It’s also better to not add more crumbs to the car than there already are, anyways. I don’t want to attract rats.” he shuddered at the thought. Cameron looked back over at Richie, who was already halfway to the bench. He never got how he always seemed so energised, especially considering that Richie didn’t drink energy drinks. To his knowledge, at least.
The pair sat down at the bench, Richie motioning for Cameron to hand over the bag so he could chow down. Richie pulled out the box again and opened it, looking over the contents.
“YO!” Richie exclaimed.
“Huh? What? What is it?” Cameron questioned, perking up from his slouch.
Richie shuffled over to him, and presented him with a singular chicken nugget, “Look! We got an extra nug!” Richie giggled, and immediately popped it in his mouth.
“...Did you just call it a nug?” Cameron stifled a laugh, “Who the hell calls a chicken nugget a ‘nug’?” He snickered.
“Me. I do. I call chicken nuggets ‘nugs’.” Richie responded defensively, clearly embarrassed.
Cameron decided to try and stop laughing in order to save himself from Richie shoving him again, clearly not fully over the ‘nug’ thing, though.
“Shut up! You’re the guy who said ‘hello fellow roleplayers, innit’!” Richie retaliated.
“You said you would stop bringing that up–also why did you make me sound British?!” Cameron feigned offence.
“I dunno what your actual accent is so I just chose the closest one I could think of, ok?” Richie reasoned, clearly pleased that he had returned to his rightful spot of being the one teasing Cameron, and not the other way around.
“That was the closest accent you could think of!?” Cameron had gone back to snickering at him.
“I’m gonna put a rat in your bed while you sleep.” Richie threatened. He seemed scarily serious.
Cameron stopped laughing “If you do that I will not be responsible for what happens to that rat.”
Richie burst back into a fit of laughter, making Cameron move away as a last stand. But what he didn’t notice was that the change in position made the box shift a bit too much and tip over, the chicken nuggets all falling out of their packaging. Cameron and Richie both gasped (Maybe a bit too dramatically) as their dinner fell onto the floor.
“Oh–dammit!” Cameron exclaimed in frustration.
Him and Richie looked at each other. Maybe dinner tonight was just gonna be floor nuggets.
@lizardlikerr @f1sh1sh @casualcatboy tagged because I made some very slight tweaks to it compared to the discord version. Gideon and Dollface are next (Threat)
do feel free to critique me, just compliment me a shit ton beforehand lmao.
You will never understand how it feels to do a really shitty Gideon impression that kind of sounds like the joker to your friends because they refuse to listen to his actual voice because they aren’t freaky enough to.
In other news Gideon and Dollface got MARRIED‼️‼️‼️
And naturally the people at their wedding consist of Attila, Mahatma, Albus, and Hipswitch from bvz. Also CAMERON AND CHECKERS?? CAMERON GET OUT OF THERE DUDE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
ALSO RICHIE TELLING CAMERON’S FORTUNE WITH BUBBLES!!
Their fucking faces are so stupid I love them😭 also very accurate considering Richie’s tarot card expertise. And because of WHAT HAPPENED TO RICHIE. BRING HIM BACK!!!
Will probably draw Cameron and Richie after I get Cameron to wear something that isn’t so completely and utterly hideous. He likes nothing I give him. WHY??
The DOWNSIDE of kidnapping gay people: they won’t shut up about their romantic life.
The idea of Richie having a mental breakdown in Vincent’s car while he’s just annoyed by his incessant sobbing is very funny to me. Bro is ITCHING to put a gag on Richie so he shuts up😭😭
have my shitty clutzverse doodles I did on my phone
First one is Arthur walking in on Ed and checkers being gay or whatever I just am bad at drawing Arthur. Second one is what is definitely going to happen in the next Cameron episode (I have made this joke so many times stop me). And the third one is Gideon channeling his inner toxic clingy high-school girlfriend.
STOP HES SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT ALL OF HIS UNFORGIVABLE CRIMESS AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHH….also don’t think I don’t notice the heart next to dollface’s contact name🥹🥹🥹SO CUTIE PATOOTIE I CHEERED
have my shitty clutzverse doodles I did on my phone
First one is Arthur walking in on Ed and checkers being gay or whatever I just am bad at drawing Arthur. Second one is what is definitely going to happen in the next Cameron episode (I have made this joke so many times stop me). And the third one is Gideon channeling his inner toxic clingy high-school girlfriend.
