Why Must I Suffer Such Indignities

[snoopysupremacy]

huge heartfelt shoutout to the funniest dndads intro of all time. my god. i checked my phone after the first couple of notes played like "wait i played the new episode right?" and then it clicked and i burst into laughter because ya know this is the THIRD time this song has appeared and then i fucking LOST IT laughing when anthony started singing. schmegan's kid's intro was funny but obv some fans were like "this is taking away from paedens intro :((( and why are we doing the same song twice!! especially now that its being done again for a character we dont care about" (and the cast were like "yeah it was intentional") but its still valid criticism!! but doubling down even harder for fucking DOOR-y is the greatest boss move they have ever made. i would buy a vinyl with just those three parodies in that order. i have been thinking about it and randomly bursting into laughter for two days.

[caffeineaddict3d]

Don't be weepy sleepy puppies

Slip your slippers on your footies

In the morning you'll get goodies

Puppy hats and puppy hoodies

No stripes or polkadots

Heather gray and feather soft

Baby pink or baby blue

All the drawstrings you can chew

[snoopysupremacy]

one of my media icks is when somebodies abilities are downplayed or dismissed retroactively to further a plot point. like no, stick to your guns you fucking cowards. you pulled that trigger now feel the consequences.

[snoopysupremacy]

why do people stick a whole slab of red meat on their face when they get a black eye. is it to look more macho??? are they posing??? do they want to look intimidating enough that people dont ask how they got a shiner??? i dont get it.

[snoopysupremacy]

awesome time to remind people that scheduling posts is a great way to respect the grace period for tadc and glitch!!! some tag filters are probably a good idea too!! hope everyone stays safe and unspoiled :))))

[snoomfies]

snoopy pride flags :)

[snoopysupremacy]

just had a very upsetting thought. Gojo canonically plays violin. his family probably insisted on it when he was a kid, so he's probably classically trained, and also he fits 1st violin syndrome to a T (narcissistic and believes they're better than everyone else). Furthermore: I strongly believe he's given all of his students lessons at some point or another. Given these facts, in combination with Gojo's personality and sense of humour, Gojo 100% gave Itadori a viola. I am so sorry.

[snoopysupremacy]

i know this is technically incorrect but i hear and sing "Girl, what have you done?" instead of "God, what have you done?" in Pink Pony Club, and "You can't take me hot to go!" instead of "You can take me hot to go!" in HOT TO GO!. Also I switch randomly based on vibes with "She's got a way," and "She got away," in The Subway. I don't know when each line is said and I don't care to learn. I love Chappell Roan so much she is queen and she fucking serves breakfast lunch and dinner everyday at an 1000 star Michelin restaurant.

[snoopysupremacy]

me: I hate beige

also me: I think that almost everything that is beige by choice would look much better in a different colour, and the choice of beige just screams to me "boring old conservative who hates joy" in the majority of scenarios in which I see it, but this is a reflection of my interpretation of the choice, not the actual colour itself, which is actually not bad.

[snoopysupremacy]

so excited to hang out with my friends tonight and scream over board games

[snoopysupremacy]

i did the thing where i was brave and i applied to places where i was like "im like medium to high levels of certain that im not qualified for this" but as it turns out im awesome and i should never doubt myself ever!

[snoopysupremacy]

your mama's so mama she mama on my mama till I mama like mama!! oooooh!!

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

[snoopysupremacy]

bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do? cant run away from 'em.

imma beat em the fuck up obviously. boom pow crack and now i can remain perfectly stationary as they crawl away from me screaming in fear. this has the added bonus of attracting bad bitches, who are infinitely cooler than bad boys.

[snoopysupremacy]

everytime anthony or somebody else mentions going faster than the speed of light i lose a year of my life. and also scrap and wreckage are my favourite characters you can pry them away from my cold dead hands. in like episode 2 (?) i decided jessica messica was my favourite character but scrap!!! and wreckage!!!! i have so many ugly drawings of them that i adore with my entire soul.

OMG and speaking of dndads i have this sons and sonsability theory: Elizabeth 100% murdered Eunice. Just the way that Jane and Elizabeth spoke about Elizabeth's accidental murder and how it was such "a Terrible Accident", but refused to elaborate more leads me to believe that Eunice died while wandering the moors after being stabbed in the back by Elizabeth, and then the fog cleared and Elizabeth saw who she stabbed and was like "Oh my!!! :O" and Jane was like "Don't worry, darling! This mistake could have happened to anyone." and Elizabeth was like "Anyone!" and Jane was like "Anyone." and then they trotted along (gay style) to another time period.

well i am off to academic jail again (locking in)

[snoopysupremacy]

just remembered to share this tadc theory that i have. so gooseworx gave us the cast's canonical ages right? and kinger is 48. and for some reason i was SUPER suspicious that it meant something and i did a bit of research. and fun fact: Genesis 4:8 is the verse where Cain kills Abel.

[snoopysupremacy]

saw this discourse recently and thought i should share my enlightened wisdom: toph couldnt tell azula was lying about being a 400 foot purple platypus-bear with pink horns and silver wings because azula clearly is a 400 foot purple platypus-bear with pink horns and silver wings. super obvious. kind of embarassed that i have to point that out for you guys.