Snooty Newty Coffee

Buy my coffee so I can eat and stuff! https://snootynewtycoffee.com/ ✨✨✨

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The hampter gets a treat when you buy my coffee. He is a good hampter. Please. He loves you. I love you. I love you so much. 👁️w👁️

Yes this is my actual hamster. His name is Rook.

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This is the Snooty Newty who you are supporting when you buy my coffee!

Snooty Newty Coffee

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I’ve moved over to @snootynewtyscoffee! I’ll fully move once my blaze campaign completes! I wanted to make this account a main blog rather than a side!

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This is a sideblog and I’d like to move it over to its own main blog. Give me a bit of time for this!

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Got some money for advertising! Here we gooooooo!!!

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I got two purchases this week and I’m really happy about this! I don’t get too many, seeing as I just started out, but I hope you two enjoy your coffee!

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The hampter gets a treat when you buy my coffee. He is a good hampter. Please. He loves you. I love you. I love you so much. 👁️w👁️

Yes this is my actual hamster. His name is Rook.

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When you buy my coffee, these are the bedsheet destroyers you’re supporting! Ripped through two bed sheets and counting!

[overclockedopossum]

If you tell neurodivergent people they need to "get comfortable with being uncomfortable" I am putting gravel in your shoes. No you can't take the gravel out. You have to deal with it. Dealing with it makes you a better person. What do you mean "pointless suffering".

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Ran out of blaze money. Here’s Newton for when my last campaigns fall off. Please buy my coffee so we can stay housed! And thank you to my friends who helped me run those Blaze campaigns!

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This is Newton. Newton needs you to buy my coffee so that he may live in luxury. He is only petted by two people and is only walked three times a day. He needs six people, and eleven walks. This is unacceptable. Only you can change this. Buy my coffee. Buy it for Newton’s sake. 3,:

The coffee is for humans only. Coffee is bad for dogs.

Also, this business is autistic owned and run. I’m really struggling and would be super appreciative for your aid. :)

[dear-diary-xoxo]

Ahh so THIS is the guy who discovered physics

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He discovers it everyday when he tries to hop onto the bed and then needs my help to make it up the rest of the way.

[orangedogsquad]

Charming another farmer’s market

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Hi! I went to go click the link in your bio bc I love some good coffee but it said page not found? Is this a technical issue on my end?

Sorry! I just renewed the site address on Shopify! It should be working now! Let me know if there are any other issues! 😭

[rohsez]

Two good dogs

[merlinimbus]

Golden hour

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Bandit Timelapse

[snootynewtycoffee]

This is Newton. Newton needs you to buy my coffee so that he may live in luxury. He is only petted by two people and is only walked three times a day. He needs six people, and eleven walks. This is unacceptable. Only you can change this. Buy my coffee. Buy it for Newton’s sake. 3,:

The coffee is for humans only. Coffee is bad for dogs.

Also, this business is autistic owned and run. I’m really struggling and would be super appreciative for your aid. :)