Caregiver Crowley and Aziraphale Head Canons
He will instantly become protective if he over hears someone being mean towards his little or at them. It doesn't matter he is a protective Angel and will go off on them... in the most polite way.
He will use nicknames like Little Dove, Little Angel, Dove, etc
Aziraphale will put on calming classical music for his little one to have as white noise
When dealing with carseats he will be very much an "instructions follower" and somehow still mess something up (its okay he will figure it out.. maybe just not right now)
He loves reading littles the most extravagant books he can find in his shop. sometimes he forgets kiddo books exist
If brought a book of your choosing he will make all the silly voices to go with each character!
In or out of little space he will bring his little their favorite drink (very self indulgent with coffee) while he sips his tea!
He is the Rocker demon, he will introduce you to the most indie and out there Rock and punk styles. He has them all on cassette taps specifically for his Bentley.
He loves Queen music and will tell fun stories of going to their concerts and being friends with Freddy Mercury
Nicknames go as follow: Little rascal, little Demon, darling, sweetheart, and Angel!
No matter what he will do literally anything for you. You want to be held? Yep, it doesn't matter you are his baby. You want to go in a car ride? Papa Crowley will drive slower. If requested oh so nicely he will sing you lullabies.
Crowley will teach you the ways of plants, He talks about how you talk to them impacts their growth. Yes he does tell them to "grow better" but he also says that kindness is not his forte and recommend kind words.
He will constantly get treats for you while he is out doing his.. demon duties, what ever that may be (he doesn't work for hell anymore but you know) It can be baby items, diaps, pacis, bottles, or a sweet treat from the coffee shop across the way.
when he is feeling super sweet, he will bake! He does not do this often, but whenever Aziraphale is out getting groceries or has plan a tea time, Crowley will make sweet treats (usually pastries) to have with the tea!
These two struggle a lot with different parenting. Crowley is stern and Aziraphale just wants to spoil the little baby they have.
Whenever they are on car seat duty, Aziraphale says he got it and then somewhere he gets lost so Crowley jumps in and some how makes it work.. its like.. magic!!
They plan meals ahead of time knowing how busy their baby can be, so it is easier to just have one cook and the other grab whatever the little one needs when home for the evenings.
When their little one is sick, they will panic. Aziraphale is known to look everything up and call the doctor to make sure you are okay. He will make sure that his baby gets the proper treatment!
Crowley immediately goes into nesting mode grabbing all blankies, stuffies, comfort and even a bucket in case little one gets sick and cant make it to the bathroom in time.
They take turns doing bed time, one will come in and do all the nightly duties, bath, pajamas, bed time story, the other prepares a night time bottle of milk or gets a cup of water for the night.
Aziraphale has a whiteboard schedule for who does what when, mainly for Crowley to remember ;)