[markv5]

Заказчик не просто доволен. Он поражен….

[monstermonstre]

The customer is not just satisfied. He is amazed ….

[vague005]

[humorduke]

[dmhunk]

Win or lose, I love my team to the moon and back.

[ben-walker-deactivated20230713]

do you ever lay in a position so uncomfortable you can actually feel it damaging your body but ur too lazy to move

[maureen2musings]

[nefariouslycrafted-archive]

The sweet surrender of silence forces me to live alone Locked and loaded, where the hell is peace of mind? I wait on you inside the bottom of the deep blue sea I wait on you inside the bottom of the deep blue

Welcome to my cage little lover

[scullys]

insp.

[emmatheward]

- Stimpy and Olive not being camera shy.

[lackyannie]

they look like a couple that defied all odds to be together.

[infinityguurl-deactivated202012]

I smile at her, she looks back at me and says “what?”… I reply “nothing.” But little does she know that she is the most stunning human being I’ve ever laid eyes on and I can’t help but fucking stare. God she’s just so beautiful. I adore her.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[shovelknucklepan-deactivated201]

[girlrmx]

When you just wanna be romantic and nasty 

[hirxeth]

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. by Joe Wright 

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[t-fey]

It takes years as a woman to unlearn what you have been taught to be sorry for.

Amy Poehler in Yes Please (via t-fey)

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance