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oh carl we're really in it now

#dcc #dungeon crawler carl #my art #and what about it to be honest. ill draw him in only underwear if i want

at my job. straight up developing disorders

#blue.txt #do they think i have extra secret days of the week #they keep saying can u do this experiment but without all the equipment that everyone else has. and QUICK!!!!#never work in academia just dont do it

"wouldn't carl look really sexy in chaps"

#dungeon crawler carl #carl's doomsday scenario #my art #donut said that and i blacked out #me 🤝 the game ai -> not normal about that man #dcc

yall fuckin with dungeon crawler carl?

#blue.txt #im nearly done with book 2 #cant remember the last time a book series pulled me in like this #its so fucking good? carl and donut i love u so much

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#chapter 2 coming soon i havent forgotten abt this...#writing it as we speak #i just keep getting myself into trouble by adding More Scenes when there should be Less Scenes. you see

genuinely feel like im getting ragebaited when i watch trigun stargaze atp

#blue.txt #sorry i literally hate it. i hate it so bad #i had high expectations from stampede and i gave it the benefit of the doubt for the first few episodes bc of the director change #but its literally just so fucking bad #i got spoiled for the most recent episode and i STILL nearly went into shock #how is every episode worse than the last. why doesnt vash do anything in this fucking show #why did ww look at the screen and monologue about what was going on.#WHY DID THEY DORA THE EXPLORER HIM BACK TO LIFE. IM MAD AS FUCK DUDE

just finished the brushes with death dlc... i think i shouldve been allowed to kiss that old man

#blue.txt #voyta keeps saying henry is sent to him from heaven and hes his guardian angel and #hans needs to step it up hes like my deadbeat husband now

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started playing kcd2 yesterday. booted up the game knowing two (2) things: 1. its an rpg and 2. u can be gay. i said well okay sign me up. my darling mutuals wouldnt lie to me right? 8 hours later im drunk. im barefoot. im on 38 health. nobody will let me sleep anywhere. my dog is starving. ive made 2 horseshoes and it took me 30 real life minutes. men keep telling me i look like a sturdy lad and i say is this a joke to you? i get winded throwing one punch. AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

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ok update. slept. acquired shoes. fed my dog. found my apparently ugly as fuck horse. did a few sidequests. i even got laid. things are looking up for henry of skalitz! still not gay :/

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mr black bartosch kinda sexy as hell

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FINALLY GAY

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forgot i was updating u guys and accidentally played for 100 hours oops. here's the update: i think the entirety of kuttenberg's economy relies on me now. and im gay :) except my fucking boyfriend wont talk to me anymore

#blue.txt #hans stop ignoring me challenge im gonna be sick.#i wish there was more interactions with hans and the rest of the main characters post-game :((#like he doesnt even know im rich as fuck and own a business now #he doesnt know he can move in with me in my sexy forge. like PLEASE #i also cant have the sex buff anymore because i refuse to cheat on him :// at least let me get the sex buff with him warhorse please????

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started playing kcd2 yesterday. booted up the game knowing two (2) things: 1. its an rpg and 2. u can be gay. i said well okay sign me up. my darling mutuals wouldnt lie to me right? 8 hours later im drunk. im barefoot. im on 38 health. nobody will let me sleep anywhere. my dog is starving. ive made 2 horseshoes and it took me 30 real life minutes. men keep telling me i look like a sturdy lad and i say is this a joke to you? i get winded throwing one punch. AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

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ok update. slept. acquired shoes. fed my dog. found my apparently ugly as fuck horse. did a few sidequests. i even got laid. things are looking up for henry of skalitz! still not gay :/

snorkwiz

mr black bartosch kinda sexy as hell

snorkwiz

FINALLY GAY

#blue.txt #MR BLACK BARTOSCHHHHH!!!!#that might be a spoiler sorry im cheering loud as fuck

snorkwiz

started playing kcd2 yesterday. booted up the game knowing two (2) things: 1. its an rpg and 2. u can be gay. i said well okay sign me up. my darling mutuals wouldnt lie to me right? 8 hours later im drunk. im barefoot. im on 38 health. nobody will let me sleep anywhere. my dog is starving. ive made 2 horseshoes and it took me 30 real life minutes. men keep telling me i look like a sturdy lad and i say is this a joke to you? i get winded throwing one punch. AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

snorkwiz

ok update. slept. acquired shoes. fed my dog. found my apparently ugly as fuck horse. did a few sidequests. i even got laid. things are looking up for henry of skalitz! still not gay :/

snorkwiz

mr black bartosch kinda sexy as hell

#blue.txt #everybody look away i want to be alone with him

snorkwiz

started playing kcd2 yesterday. booted up the game knowing two (2) things: 1. its an rpg and 2. u can be gay. i said well okay sign me up. my darling mutuals wouldnt lie to me right? 8 hours later im drunk. im barefoot. im on 38 health. nobody will let me sleep anywhere. my dog is starving. ive made 2 horseshoes and it took me 30 real life minutes. men keep telling me i look like a sturdy lad and i say is this a joke to you? i get winded throwing one punch. AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

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ok update. slept. acquired shoes. fed my dog. found my apparently ugly as fuck horse. did a few sidequests. i even got laid. things are looking up for henry of skalitz! still not gay :/

#blue.txt #i am thoroughly enjoying kcd2 its actually way more fun than i expected #ive also never walked so much in a damn game #swear to god half my playtime is walking #also i love my ugly as fuck horse #alsoalso i lied i got to be a little gay. but im doing a bit you see

started playing kcd2 yesterday. booted up the game knowing two (2) things: 1. its an rpg and 2. u can be gay. i said well okay sign me up. my darling mutuals wouldnt lie to me right? 8 hours later im drunk. im barefoot. im on 38 health. nobody will let me sleep anywhere. my dog is starving. ive made 2 horseshoes and it took me 30 real life minutes. men keep telling me i look like a sturdy lad and i say is this a joke to you? i get winded throwing one punch. AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

#blue.txt #what role am i playing the VICTIM???

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#dispatch #mechablazer #mechaknight au #everybody give it up for chapter 1!!!!!#robert robertson iii #blonde blazer

lil doodle of knight au robert :]]

#dispatch #mechaknight au #robert robertson iii #my art #ive not been able to stop thinking about knight au for the last two weeks

mechablazer knight au here we go

#blue.txt #ive been writing little bits and tormenting my friends with them #i think we r getting close to chapter 1 being done.... hehehe

im gonna end up learning pidgin trying to write royd at this point

#blue.txt #this is about the knight au #i dont care if it doesnt chronologically make sense im playing dolls over here #and i love royd so he IS GOING IN THERE!!!!!#anybody out here speak hawaiian pidgin willing to help lol?

look the "blonde blazer is shroud's daughter" theories were always stupid for a number of reasons. but the main one is and always has been simply: shroud does not fuck

#blue.txt #dispatch #like come on u think that man had a baby? get outta here #nevermind raising her well enough for her to be his secret agent or whatever

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