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started playing kcd2 yesterday. booted up the game knowing two (2) things: 1. its an rpg and 2. u can be gay. i said well okay sign me up. my darling mutuals wouldnt lie to me right? 8 hours later im drunk. im barefoot. im on 38 health. nobody will let me sleep anywhere. my dog is starving. ive made 2 horseshoes and it took me 30 real life minutes. men keep telling me i look like a sturdy lad and i say is this a joke to you? i get winded throwing one punch. AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

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ok update. slept. acquired shoes. fed my dog. found my apparently ugly as fuck horse. did a few sidequests. i even got laid. things are looking up for henry of skalitz! still not gay :/

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mr black bartosch kinda sexy as hell

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FINALLY GAY

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forgot i was updating u guys and accidentally played for 100 hours oops. here's the update: i think the entirety of kuttenberg's economy relies on me now. and im gay :) except my fucking boyfriend wont talk to me anymore

#blue.txt #hans stop ignoring me challenge im gonna be sick.#i wish there was more interactions with hans and the rest of the main characters post-game :((#like he doesnt even know im rich as fuck and own a business now #he doesnt know he can move in with me in my sexy forge. like PLEASE #i also cant have the sex buff anymore because i refuse to cheat on him :// at least let me get the sex buff with him warhorse please????

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started playing kcd2 yesterday. booted up the game knowing two (2) things: 1. its an rpg and 2. u can be gay. i said well okay sign me up. my darling mutuals wouldnt lie to me right? 8 hours later im drunk. im barefoot. im on 38 health. nobody will let me sleep anywhere. my dog is starving. ive made 2 horseshoes and it took me 30 real life minutes. men keep telling me i look like a sturdy lad and i say is this a joke to you? i get winded throwing one punch. AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

snorkwiz

ok update. slept. acquired shoes. fed my dog. found my apparently ugly as fuck horse. did a few sidequests. i even got laid. things are looking up for henry of skalitz! still not gay :/

snorkwiz

mr black bartosch kinda sexy as hell

snorkwiz

FINALLY GAY

#blue.txt #MR BLACK BARTOSCHHHHH!!!!#that might be a spoiler sorry im cheering loud as fuck

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started playing kcd2 yesterday. booted up the game knowing two (2) things: 1. its an rpg and 2. u can be gay. i said well okay sign me up. my darling mutuals wouldnt lie to me right? 8 hours later im drunk. im barefoot. im on 38 health. nobody will let me sleep anywhere. my dog is starving. ive made 2 horseshoes and it took me 30 real life minutes. men keep telling me i look like a sturdy lad and i say is this a joke to you? i get winded throwing one punch. AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

snorkwiz

ok update. slept. acquired shoes. fed my dog. found my apparently ugly as fuck horse. did a few sidequests. i even got laid. things are looking up for henry of skalitz! still not gay :/

snorkwiz

mr black bartosch kinda sexy as hell

#blue.txt #everybody look away i want to be alone with him

snorkwiz

started playing kcd2 yesterday. booted up the game knowing two (2) things: 1. its an rpg and 2. u can be gay. i said well okay sign me up. my darling mutuals wouldnt lie to me right? 8 hours later im drunk. im barefoot. im on 38 health. nobody will let me sleep anywhere. my dog is starving. ive made 2 horseshoes and it took me 30 real life minutes. men keep telling me i look like a sturdy lad and i say is this a joke to you? i get winded throwing one punch. AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

snorkwiz

ok update. slept. acquired shoes. fed my dog. found my apparently ugly as fuck horse. did a few sidequests. i even got laid. things are looking up for henry of skalitz! still not gay :/

#blue.txt #i am thoroughly enjoying kcd2 its actually way more fun than i expected #ive also never walked so much in a damn game #swear to god half my playtime is walking #also i love my ugly as fuck horse #alsoalso i lied i got to be a little gay. but im doing a bit you see

started playing kcd2 yesterday. booted up the game knowing two (2) things: 1. its an rpg and 2. u can be gay. i said well okay sign me up. my darling mutuals wouldnt lie to me right? 8 hours later im drunk. im barefoot. im on 38 health. nobody will let me sleep anywhere. my dog is starving. ive made 2 horseshoes and it took me 30 real life minutes. men keep telling me i look like a sturdy lad and i say is this a joke to you? i get winded throwing one punch. AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

#blue.txt #what role am i playing the VICTIM???

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#dispatch #mechablazer #mechaknight au #everybody give it up for chapter 1!!!!!#robert robertson iii #blonde blazer

lil doodle of knight au robert :]]

#dispatch #mechaknight au #robert robertson iii #my art #ive not been able to stop thinking about knight au for the last two weeks

mechablazer knight au here we go

#blue.txt #ive been writing little bits and tormenting my friends with them #i think we r getting close to chapter 1 being done.... hehehe

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