hey snotface!

⊰ navi ⊱ ❝ Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You're all older, you're even uglier! Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down. ❞ ----------------------- indie Drop Dead Fred RP multi-verse, multi-ship, multi-fandom friendly ! NSFW not likely but mun & muse are 21+ i track the tag; snotflicking

[houndovlov]

[onlyicanseehim-blog-blog]

UM YES I’VE SEEN MONKEYBONE  *SMACKS UR FACE*

[snotflicking-blog]

i'm literally downloading it specifically for MB and wife's foxy lady fkn dance on the bed i can't handle it i'm gonna die laughing send help

[classicrockneverdies]

Visit Original Link

[onlyicanseehim-blog-blog]

Lizzie idolized the atypical lovers lifestyle but she had to understand was that change was a constant— maybe poor girl Lizabeth would fit some personal time with Fred… The glances she gave Fred were indeed worrying. The prince charming logic was a load of shit.

❝Fred. I think you deserve more than a kiss.❞ She made way for the door way, wrapping her arms around Fred’s neck, looking up at him with a smug little smile. There’s something in Lizzie’s hand that she’s nearly forgotten to mention. Something sweet and sugary.. ❝First, close your eyes, Prince..”

[snotflicking-blog]

The amount of time it takes him to put the star on the tree and place the candy cane ( the one that looked just like him ) on a branch is pretty appalling, considering he's one lazy son of a bitch on a regular day. But that's what you get when you bribe a child-- results. Sometimes.

Her words would have been worrying, had he half a mind to really think about them... but in all this excitement of kisses and candy, Fred's naive innocence was fresh and quite clear. The arms about his neck had him humming in contentment, though when she calls him prince... well that just made him swallow thickly in anxiousness. He hesitantly closes his eyes, brows knit together worriedly.

         ❝ You're not gonna kiss me and then knee me in the bollocks              are you? Though I'm liking this Prince business! Prince Fred. ❞

[snotflicking-blog]

probably fred every time he sees snotface come in the room lookin fine as fk

[onlyicanseehim-blog-blog]

here snotlicker, chew on this video while i try and get my shit together.

[onlyicanseehim-blog-blog]

*faints*

[snotflicking-blog]

must be romantic but get the FUCK out of my w AY SNOTFACE LET A MAN DO A MAN'S JOB

[snotflicking-blog]

  ohdfg M nYmmdf gOD i just LIFE WHY

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[thehopeforabetterlife-deactivat]

Don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this…

[onlyicanseehim-blog-blog]

Well. It wasn’t hard to impress him. plus, spending Christmas with Fred would have been way funner than spending it with a buzz kill like Mother… Why did her family press on about it anyways? Either way, she intended to spend Christmas with Janie, Mickey and his kid— a feast with friends— or maybe she’d just spend it with Fred. Smiling at the thought, she laughed as Fred messed up her hair. 

…. And she elbowed Fred in the gut for that last comment. 

❝ Well— That, too. But you see Fred, there’s nothing I’d want more than you this Christmas.❞

[snotflicking-blog]

        Although Fred wasn't normally into all this girly shit, he was beginning         to really like the thought of being the one to bring her joy again-- and         not just the kind of joy ripping apart stuffed animals and smearing dog         poo on the carpet brought, no, no... this was more than that. It nearly         frightened him, and the feeling in the pit of his stomach was the same         nauseating feeling he'd had when she began taking those Death Pills.

        The elbow to his stomach brought him out of those thoughts, however,         and he doubled over a bit, arms folding across his gut carefully to shield         himself from anymore enemy assaults. Her words eased him slightly...         and after he finally took into consideration what those words could mean,         a sly grin snaked along his features.

         ❝ Aahh, me. Can't blame a bird for wantin' a lil' bit of Drop Dead Fred             as a present, mn? Shall I wrap myself up in a bow and lay beneath             the Christmas tree for you, love? Though, it is more like a two for one             deal if you think about it-- I'm one present, and I've an even bigger              package for you to open after !! ❞

[snotflicking-blog]

  i am actually secretly Drop Dead Fred my secret is revealed. e__e;;;

also sEND HELP I’M IN THE DEPTHS OF LIZZIE/FRED VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE I’M GONNA DIE

[onlyicanseehim-blog-blog]

i would, for a fact, actually believe that.

they ought to change ur name to— SWAGFLICKING

*throws you an anchor over the DDF amv’s*

[snotflicking-blog]

can't handle my swagger

[snotflicking-blog]

GONNA GO MAKE SOME FOOD && COFFEE AND I'LL BE BACK OK

[snotflicking-blog]

i'm going to puke this is so cute

[onlyicanseehim-blog-blog]

*runs off & cries bcuz snotlicking is so cute & so perfect*

[snotflicking-blog]

i am actually secretly Drop Dead Fred my secret is revealed. e__e;;;

also sEND HELP I'M IN THE DEPTHS OF LIZZIE/FRED VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE I'M GONNA DIE

[onlyicanseehim-blog-blog]

❝ Yes a present. ❞ 

She blinked a few times, needing to recover over what just happened. Moving back a little, dis-entangling herself from Fred to reach into her bag, (where’d she even put it..?) she fished out a candy cane of bright green, yellow and orange. 

She muttered, leaning in again kissing his cheek before patting the cane in his hands. A clumsy way of 'easing the tension' , but she played it out and was glad she just remembered.

❝ Merry Christmas, Fred. ❞ 

[snotflicking-blog]

        A present. For him. They'd given each other presents before,         though they were usually small arts and crafts they did together         when she was young. Fred had never had to give an adult a         present before, so when she fished around in her bag and held         out a candy cane with his signature colours, the frizzy-haired man         widened his eyes and let a lop-sided smile fall to his features--         despite how awful he felt for only having intended to give her a         headless doll. 

         ❝ It looks like me! ❞

        He proclaimed happily, grasping the candy cane in his palm         delicately and shutting his eyes at the feeling of her lips on his         cheek. Fred releases a heaved sigh, lips pursing in thought for         a moment before he reaches up with his free hand to ruffle her         hair. Grown ass man can't even act like one... but being a grown         up was so B O R I N G !!

        ❝ What ya want for Christmas, 'Lizbeth? What do women like             in their stockings, 'uh? Dolls? Dirt? Panties? Oh! ... Panties. ❞

[caseydonahue]

The dangers of kissing in the rain.

[onlyicanseehim-blog-blog]

#i-can%27t-wait-to-finish-my-fred-COSPLAY-THO

SHUT UP NO WAY????????

[snotflicking-blog]

YEP EYP YEP fabric's all tucked away 'cause my Tenth Doctor is out to play for the next few conventions

BUT YEP FRED IS HAPPENING SOMETIME THIS YEAR.