Love Tommo

Nothing special

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[wordsturnintostories]

jungkook: i’ve never been in a snowball fight.

jimin: really?

jungkook: i don’t even know the rules. is there like a point system or is it… to the death?

[jincorrectbts]

Jungguk: Hyung! Look! Theres a line of people there! DO YOU THINK THERE IS FREE FOOD?!

Namjoon: Kookie, that's a bus stop

[correct-bangtannies]

Jungkook: How do you sleep at night knowing people don't like you?

Seokjin: With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass

[incorrectoreo]

Jungkook or Yoongi: I'm a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times

[bangtan-probably]

cashier : do you want the receipts?

jimin : yas bitch tell me everything

[bangtan-probably]

jimin : if you need anything, hobi hyung is available 24/6

jungkook : don't u mean 24/7

jimin : no, saturdays are hang out with jimin day.

[lets-pretend-bts-said-this]

Suga: Why I don’t like people: they expect you to adhere to social norms when all I want to do is hide under a blanket

[bangtan-probably]

seokjin, shaking namjoon : JOON WE’RE LATE FOR SCHOOL

namjoon, sighing : babe, we graduated years ago

seokjin, going back to sleep : oh right haha

namjoon :

namjoon : JIN WE’RE TEACHERS

[bangtan-probably]

seokjin : i’m going to reveal my fetish

seokjin : it’s love

hoseok : you’re into being choked and we all know it

[uwujgk]

[beckstmirk]

Staff: Namjoon-ssi, I’m sorry to report that the members are... being unruly on the set

Namjoon, sitting having his hair done: Very well [Closes his book, turns in his chair to face the staff member] When you see the members, give them a message; give them this face [Blank gaze] They will know what it means [Turns back to the mirror and his book]

Staff, approaching the members: Namjoon-ssi has a message for you all [Blank gaze]

Taehyung, stops rearranging the props and stares in rising fear:

Jimin and J-Hope stop trying to stuff their shirts with cushions to sumo wrestle, look at each other worriedly:

Yoongi, looks up from resting and planking the floor in front of the camera: Oh no...

Jungkook, slides down the curtains he was climbing like Spider-man: Oh shit...

Jin, stops eating the last banana from the buffet, swallowing thickly in concern: ....The neutral face of displeasure.

[bangtanforsure]

Hoseok as a doctor

Hoseok: i know we used to date but let's keep this professional

Suga: ok did i break anything

Hoseok: *throws down xrays* my heart, yoongi

[accuratebts]

Yoongi: Listen to me... Love is a scam.

Namjoon: You're making a Valentine's Day card for Hoseok right now.

Yoongi, pointing the glue gun at him: You're on thin fucking ice.

[bangtanstardust]

{sharing the same room}

Hoseok: Goodnight everyone

Namjoon: Goodnight

Seokjin: Goodnight

Jimin: Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Tonight. Imma fight. Til we see the sunlight. Tik tok. On the clock. But the party don't stop--

Yoongi: sHUT THE FUCK UP

Jungkook & Taehyung: *giggling*

[correct-bangtannies]

Taehyung: "You can't make everyone like you, you're not Jiminie"

Seokjin: "What? Not everyone likes Jimin"

Taehyung: "Who doesn't?"

Seokjin: "Well-"

Taehyung: "Names, now. Give me their names"

[yoon-kook-deactivated20230324]

Hoseok: Don't be ridiculous, I'm not in love with Yoongi.

Jungkook: *ducks* Damn, your bullshit almost hit me.

Hoseok: Did you just DUCK?