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yoooo who brought their baby to backrooms?

#i’ll let yall know when they start crying #backrooms #also isn’t this R rated?

worldsandemanations

#art

senatortedcruz

Fuck is happening on Twitter dog?

cpagliahater

No she's right

i hate when i see a bad driver and they fit the same stereotypes as i do.

#road rage

talking to white people about their white parents makes me so mad. what the fuck do you mean you ‘hid’ shit under your pillow? oh you didn’t want your mom to find your cigarettes so you put them in your sock drawer? oh okay fuck you

i had to learn to sew, so i could rip the seams of stuffed animals, hid things in them, and sew them back up. i was unscrewing the air vents and vacuum sealing things to leave outside.

did their parents just know what they were up to and not care? or did they genuinely just not know??

#and yes i’m bitter #and jealous #my mom found a MELATONIN GUMMY in my pocket once and came into my room screaming #threw some of my shit around #name dropped some REHAB facilities #fully an adult now and because i had a margarita after work i got a fully speech about becoming an alcoholic #girl where #fuck #ethnic parents #white parents #still living at home brings up these issues man i gotta get out #vent

lakevida

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

iheartcilia

I would have said clit if I was her

lakevida

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

himynamesisnotemail

nvpengyou

“are u okay?” no i need more money

2022dirt

Close up of horses.

i love nathan fielder but i can’t ignore this any longer. i have never gotten good vibes from him. i get the BIGGEST asshole vibes.

#nathan fielder #nathan for you #the curse #the rehearsal #the same vibes i got from ryan reynolds and ellen

snotrockett

if there’s any witches seeing this, please reach out. i need someone to kill my coworker daniel.

serious offers only, i am willing to pay anything, just please get rid of him 🙏

snotrockett

okay i gave it some thought and… i am also open to just a really strong and horrible curse

snotrockett

idk if someone was trying to do me a favor, or what. but i’m sorry, it didn’t work, all that happened was he overslept. still here unfortunately. but thanks for trying.

snotrockett

if there’s any witches seeing this, please reach out. i need someone to kill my coworker daniel.

serious offers only, i am willing to pay anything, just please get rid of him 🙏

snotrockett

okay i gave it some thought and… i am also open to just a really strong and horrible curse

if there’s any witches seeing this, please reach out. i need someone to kill my coworker daniel.

serious offers only, i am willing to pay anything, just please get rid of him 🙏

#i’m not even joking when i say this #and i’m not a generally violent person #but i almost started a physical altercation with my big dumb slow ass coworker #he is so fucking entitled #and so fucking lazy #and useless #i want his truck to explode #i want his home to explode #i want his ex to file for full custody #fuck #i hate this man

i had a dream that another member of the glee cast died but i forgot who

#glee #premonition

coffee shop i just went to is CASHLESS so i had to use my CARD. so much for FREE COFFEE (cash so it doesn’t count) the bank KNOWS i drank a VANILLA iced coffee now. GREAT.

#it was nine fucking dollars too

does anyone know how i can make myself taller im being dead serious.

if you have some sort of magical powers or anything similar then PLEASE reach out, PLEASE share. i SWEAR i will keep it a secret.

#serious offers only #srs #serious #i just need a little height #nothing crazy

what the fuck do you mean his name is JACOB BEN ISRAEL bruh

#jacob ben israel #glee #glee rewatch #jbi #free palestine

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