Haaiii Robinfuckerannon here, what are some of your headcannons/fav things about Robin?
I have big issues with this bird boy. Imo heโs not as innocent as he seems.
Maybe itโs the way heโs programmed, but in his current state he definitely has age regression issues. Like, you canโt date him without providing for him. He will only be in a relationship with you if you give him unconditional love. He wants you to be responsible for him while he plays videogames and tends to his lemonade store. No matter how confident he is, he wonโt change.
No โ when it comes to routine activities. He will always study History at the same time. He will work on his lemonade stand. He will always be punctual to school. All this will be done no matter how traumatized he is.
Yes โ when it comes to doing things that stray from that routine. Finding a better job, joining the Temple to make some virgin money, growing crops in the Orphanageโs garden to sell at the market, things like that. He could also rent out his console to other orphans for a fee. (Idk why he doesnโt do that when he leaves to tend to his lemonade stand.)
Robin doesnโt have an issue with work ethic, he has an issue with change and being in control.
I believe Robin is older than PC since he was transferred to the main ward first. From the start of the game, even at 0% Love, Robin is described as someone who has always looked up to her. Essentially โ he cares a lot about what PC thinks of him.
As for why I think heโs suspicious:
He knows Wren well enough for Wren to give him a nickname.
He avoids interacting with Wren when others are around.
His favored class is history โ the subject which gives you access to secret paths around the map.
His insecurity is Ethics. He wants to be or wants people to see him as a good person.
Of all the Love Interests, he sleeps the longest.
He leaves notes on his bedroom door. He might be doing this to prevent people from checking if heโs really there.
Hereโs my Robin POV headcanon:
PC and Robin were childhood friends who grew up together. When he was old enough, Robin was transferred to the main ward and was shocked to witness Baileyโs true colors. He started out with small, normal jobs at first. Starting a lemonade stand, doing the odd job here and there, but it wasnโt paying enough.
In desperation, he resorted to theft which led him to Wren. Stealing is something heโs ashamed of doing, but heโd rather steal than sell his body. In his mind, this is the lesser of two evils. Maybe he realized this on his own, or maybe Wren urged him to, but to perform better during heists, Robin starts focusing on his History lessons.
Judging from hushed conversations in the corridors, and witnessing Bailey punishing someone who failed to pay, itโs not hard to put the pieces together. Everyone has to pay. So he decides to maintain his lemonade stand: (1) for extra income, and (2) as a front in case other orphans question how he makes money. He still good, innocent Robin. This is how he pays the bills, with his little lemonade stand.ย
Since Robin has a reputation in the orphanage as helpful guy, people might look for him. So when night comes, he leaves a note on his door to tell everyone heโs sleeping. Maybe he locks it too (idk, PC doesnโt check). He leaves notes for other activities like showering to pass this off as a quirky habit. Robin spends 10 hours โasleepโ. Thatโs enough time to conduct a heist and get a full nightโs rest.
With theft and his lemonade stand, Robin manages to pay Bailey for the first few weeks. He relaxes for a bit. Assuming he would make enough to pay Bailey in the future, he buys a gaming console as a way to reward himself. When PC starts the game, Robin is in a good mood. He just bought something he really wanted, and heโs reunited with his friend.
Baileyโs payments increase. He struggles when it reaches $500. When it hits $1,000, heโs hopeless. Despite breaking the law, despite going against his morals, he still couldnโt make enough. He gets demotivated. He goes through the motions so PC and the other orphans donโt worry, but deep down heโs just waiting for the inevitable.ย
He catches feelings for PC as they spend more time together, but he doesnโt act on it. Heโll be sent away soon so thereโs no point. Heโll just enjoy the time he has left with her. Besides, he feels immense shame from being a thief. Heโs always looked up to her. He wants her to see him in the best light. He resorted to theft and still ended up a broke failure. Is he even good enough for her?
So, he does his best to put on his โgood boy faรงadeโ, the Robin he used to be before he had to pay Bailey. Speaking of Bailey โ to find out that the man who cared for him as kid turned out to be a two-faced extortionist really shook him. Thereโs no one he can rely on. His future is uncertain. The only thing he has left is the fact people like him. So he stays nice and polite even though his world is falling apart. This is the one thing he can control.
Then he finds out PC has taken on his debt. Heโs gone from a broke thief to a someone PC is willing to shell out $2,000 a week for โ and he didnโt even have to ask for it. PC wants to keep him safe. PC wants him to stay. PC must like him too. But does she like him in a romantic way? So he writes her a note, and hooray she kisses him. Robin now has someone who will love and protect him.
Robin is not an open book. โIf you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at allโ is pretty much how he handles unpleasant situations. He doesnโt want PC to know about the things he did. What if PC thinks less of him? What if PC thinks heโs not worth protecting? The only thing he can provide for PC is comfort. If she finds out heโs been corrupted like all the others in this town, he would be completely useless to her. He would lose his childhood friend, his safety net, and his lover all at once. Thatโs why his insecurity is Ethics.ย
Heโll keep studying History though. PC is in the same class and he doesnโt want to look bad in front of her. Heโll keep running his lemonade stand too. Thatโll show PC heโs not completely useless. He can still say heโs trying.ย
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Why doesnโt Robin have any friends?ย
He always sits by himself at lunch. Sydney does it too, but heโs clearly occupied with books and he eats fast af so of course people are gonna leave him alone. Robin also walks home alone. He never joins the other students at the lake after school. Robin has company in the orphanage, but even then it seems like he takes on a โcaretakerโ role for the younger orphans. (Granted, when Robin goes missing, the other orphans do notice.)
There are mentions of young Robin having older friends though:
โIt reminds you of when you and Robin were younger. He had made friends with orphans older than himself, and one by one, they had all moved to the other wing. You haven't seen any of them since. You wonder what happened to them. You realise that you might be Robin's last friend.โ
Did Robin stop making friends because he was traumatized by this?
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Anyway, Robinโs confidence is completely useless in the grand scheme of things.ย He wonโt do anything to improve your situation. At high confidence he even has the nerve to show up at the Brothel and tell PC to stop working. He drags her off, tells her โWeโll figure something outโ and proceeds to do absolutely nothing. Keep in mind, PC is paying for his ass not to be sold. He knows this too.ย
In one of Baileyโs punishments, he sends you both to the Underground Brothel. Thereโs a scene where PC and Robin will be violated by machines. The โgameโ the ringleaders play is kinda messed up. If PC or Robin feels like itโs too much, they can ask to slow their machine down and direct power to the other one. Basically, PC can reduce her pain if she directs it to Robin and vice versa.
Hereโs how Robin reacts if PC takes the hit (and PCโs pain is 60+):
"Are you okay?" Robin responds almost immediately, concern clear in his voice.
Confidence 50+: โI should've known they wouldn't have waited for an answer," he says.
Otherwise: โIโm so sorry, I didn't know they wouldn't wait for you to answer," he says.
"Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?" Robin tries to comfort you.
Meek:ย โP-please hold me." You stick your finger through the hole. Robin softly grabs it. "It's okay." He holds your finger, lightly rubbing it as you start to sob. "Shhhh, it's all going to be okay."
Bratty:ย โIโll be okay," you choke out the words, but Robin clearly isn't convinced. "How about I get you some ice cream when we get out?" You can almost hear the smile in Robin's voice. "My treat."
Other: "Can we go h-home?" you sob. "Just let it out," Robin encourages as you softly cry. "When we get home I'm gonna make you smile so hard that you'll forget all this ever happened."
And hereโs how Robin reacts if he takes the hit:
He takes a moment to respond. When he does, his voice is hollow. "It hurt." You wait for him to elaborate, and he sniffles. "The machine hurt me. It was so fast, and so rough, and I can't even sit down now. So why? Why did you make them turn mine up?" Robin's voice becomes clouded with tears. "You knew it would hurt me, right? Why?"
Meek: โI-Iโm sorry," you murmur. You can't think of anything else to say.
Bratty: You try to think of something to say. The words congeal in your throat.
Other: โI was scared," you say quietly.
"Why?" Robin continues, his voice raising in volume. "You knew it would hurt me! It hurt so much! Why did you do that to me? What's wrong with you?!"
"You're supposed to protect me!" he spits. "Some protector you are!"
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He does ask PC if he can slow his machine down but the point is: when PC takes the hit for him goes โSorry baby, Iโll make you feel betterโ but when he takes the hit, he finds it completely unacceptable. I donโt think thereโs a more clear-cut example of what Robin expects from the PC. He gets so pissed he forgets to filter his words. He will defend PC when sheโs in trouble, but he expects her to sacrifice herself for his well-being the same way a parent does.
Of course, Robin does have his strengths. What he lacks in initiative and resources he makes up for in heart. I understand why people like him. In a town full of extreme individuals, he feels safe. Heโs someone who will always be gentle with you, whoโll always have his arms open when youโre traumatized. Unlike other soft LIs like Sydney and Alex, you donโt have to worry about the Templeโs rules or the Farmโs health. PC comes first. If she wants to go to the Cinema at 8pm, Robin will set his video games aside and oblige. PC is the one responsible for making Robinโs world the way it is. Since heโs dependent on you, youโre the one whoโs in control.
His inner desires could be summed up like this:
Keep me safe. Love me. Provide for me. Protect me at your own expense. In exchange, I will love you too. I will give you what little I have. Just let me live a normal life. Let me be comfortable.
Iโm sure heโs aware and low key hates himself for being useless, but he hasnโt been programmed to do anything about it rn so like lol. Anyway, this is what matters most to him. This is something only PC can provide. Even if you sabotage his stand with balloon guy, Robin will forgive you. Even if you kiss Kylar right in front of him, Robin will forgive you.
As long as you pay for him, he can pretend that the reality he lives in is different. He can live the life of a normal schoolboy, he can pretend that Bailey is still the nice caretaker he remembers. As long as you look after him, as long as you keep this faรงade alive, he will always forgive you.
But thatโs just a theory.
(i spent too long writing this and now iโm kinda tired and just want to post. there are probably holes in this argument but im out of brain now so lol)
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