[thebootydiaries]

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.

me:

me: is that the sun

[meladoodle]

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

[minyoongisjiminie]

happy new year from me and bangtan! 

[thebootydiaries]

person: what's your type

me: fictional

[dearbangtansonyeondan]

[taejoon]

joonie doing the eye thing™ 🥺

[wickanderhalovar]

Calcifer, Calcifer! Are you the one moving the castle? Of course I am! No one else does any work around here. I am thoroughly impressed! You’re a first class fire demon. I like your spark!

[gaypeople-remade]

a moment

[edellaen]

[magnezone-deactivated20170108]

*streetpasses the same person twice* what are we

[hexgurls]

3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH 1. look at ur tummy 2. say “wow this is a cute tummy” 3. congratulations u have a cute tummy

[besnurched]

when someone you dont like makes a joke about  you

[hellomynameisscreams-deactivate]

me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

person: what?

me: *sounding more forceful* YES

[zodiacsignsprobably]

*Scorpio at a job interview*

Interviewer: So why do you think you’re a good fit for this position?

Scorpio: You picked my application and called me for an interview. You tell me.

[daegucrew]

–– a time when everything is new, 00:00 🌿 | cr 1 + 2

it’s a brand new year for our resident honey boy! 🍯 in the past year, we have been so blessed to be able to watch you flourish even more as a performer, as a creator, as suga from bts, and as min yoongi. seeing you branch out to take on so many projects of your own and sprinkle your talent all over the music world makes us so proud, and we can’t wait to see what you have in store for us next. I, like so many others, have always been able to find so much comfort in you, from the sound of your voice, to the lyrics you write, to the way you reassure us that things don’t always need to make sense in the moment or have an end point, and that it’s okay if the past, present, and future frighten us a little. you have one of the most badass personalities, and yet you are such a soft, sweet, caring, selfless little kitten that fits right in our pockets! we know that life isn’t always perfect and times can be rough, but through the good and the bad, you protect us, and we protect you. I hope 2020 brings you so many beautiful things, and that your heart leads you to wonderful new places and experiences. yoongi, yoobi, yoongles, lil meow meow, min pd, suga––regardless of whatever name we use, we love every side of you. have the happiest birthday, angel! 💛

[deactivated-blog]

[bled]

can i politely murder you