Craic Dealer

Be the strange you wish to see in the world

[roysrolls]

[larry-gergich]

[roysrolls]

[giannamorphs]

Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

[roysrolls]

[roysrolls]

[nightlifemingus]

i’m sorry to say this, but it has come to my attention that in disney’s descendants, dopey the dwarf has a son named doug — which means that canonically, dopey has fucked

[acoolguy]

and he will continue to fuck unless we find a way to stop him

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[stevenscrivello]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

the three kinds of christmas songs

religious

asking santa for something

wanting to fuck santa 

[caffeineandcartridges]

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

[caffeineandcartridges]

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

[trashskeleton-deactivated201408]

carpe collum - seize the neck

[fudgetohersundae]

Carpe Puella - seize the girl

[earthlynation-blog]

A sea snake (Hydrophis elegans) has one lung, but also breathes through its skin.

[shock]

i’m two years into university and nothing could have prepared me for being in a class and seeing this as if this is something i must be taught and that i, a person of almost two decades, might not know, in a biology course, that

[kateconnor]

you: kate decks the robber for stealing money from the bistro

me, an intellectual: kates decks him for interrupting her makeout sesh with rana

[usertoxicyaoi]

# 👀👀👀

[roysrolls]

[fuks]

[10knotes]

A tale as old as time