Ridiculously niche scenario Iām fixated on rn. Character whoās very self sufficient is sick and goes over to their fridge in pyjamas and a blanket but even that is like too chilly for them. Shivering and sneezing in the light of a fridge is such a fun visual and maybe they go lie down afterwards on the floor realizing this fever might be worse than they anticipated
GUYS. Sneezing on call? Sneezing on FaceTime? I feel like especially since a lot meaningful connections and friendships for people with this kink are formed online, these moments/tropes deserve ALL the love. Not only is it just adorable, but it can come with so many variations.
For instance:
Do they mute themselves? Move away from the speaker in an attempt to spare whoever theyāre talking to from their outburst?
Or perhaps they remain right where they are, one hand already preoccupied with their phone and the other scrubbing at their nose. Do they sneeze openly? Right into the speaker? What does that say about them as a character?
The same thing goes for video calls. Do they shift out of the cameraās view, so that all that can be seen is a trembling shoulder, but the sneeze is still completely audible, if not even more so?
Or the exact opposite, perhaps they fumble to mute themselves but sneeze completely on camera, the low graphics potentially exaggerating a light spray?
Maybe they do neither, sneezing on full display once, twice, three times!Ā
And of course because itās a phone call, the person on the other end can only watch and listen. Maybe they hear things they wouldnāt have noticed before; the desperation of a hitch, the audible wetness on the end of a ānāTsCHieWw!ā, the liquid sniffle that follows.
Do they have the kink? Are they struggling to stay composed themselves, surreptitiously holding the speaker right up against their ear in an attempt to hear every last detail?
Maybe theyāre a vanilla, happy to offer many blessings and affections, as well as some comments/observations on allergy/cold season Ā
When I say the possibilities are endless, I mean endless. Not to mention the inherent realism of this situation. Like, look me in the eyes and tell me youāve never sneezed on the phone at least once hehe
i love pathetic little coughs and sniffles. when someone is nowhere near sick enough to stay home, just a little congested and hoarse, but they canāt suppress the sickly little sounds that make it obvious theyāre a bit under the weather š„ŗ
The absolutely delicious thought of my fav sneezing, coming up bleary-eyed and sniffly, followed by a quiet, stuffy, "Ugh... I think I'm getting sick."
CW: M snz, drinking, alcohol, mess, allergies, voyeurism
You're out at your usual bar on a Saturday night when you hear a loud sneeze from across the room.
AAHTCHSHOO!
You glance over to a table with a group of guys, probably late 20s to early 30s. It must be a bachelor's party or maybe a birthday. You spot the culprit off to the side. You make eye contact for the briefest of seconds before his face contorts almost cartoonishly and he snaps into his elbow with another sneeze.
HEHHH-DSHIEW!
You look away. Mind your business and get back to your drinks and your company. Some time passes and you see him up at the bar ordering drinks.
"Can I get 6 shots of tehhh--HAAATCHIEW! tequila! EHHHSHOOUU hihhh hhihhEEHHSHOOO!"
He stumbles through his sneezes to order, bumping into one of the patrons seated at the bar. You rembered noticing a strong perfume up there earlier.
"S-sorry! My allergies..."
He makes it back to his table with the shots. The night goes on and you see this certainly wasn't the last round. His group is getting rowdy. Some more time passes and you see him heading back from the bar, two pint glasses of beer in hand. But oh no, looks like that perfume got to him again. His head is thrown back, his mouth hanging open and his nostrils flaring like crazy. He snaps forward-
HEHHYAHHSHOOOO!
Beer slashes out of the glasses with the force of it. He barely registers this before throwing his head back to sneeze again.
AAHHHSSHHIIIEEWWW!
He stumbles backwards bumping into a few people standing by the bar. "Hey! Watch it!" But he's not done.
HEEEYY'SHIEWW.. HAHH HUHH HAAAHHHHHHSSHHOOOOO!
He's barreling into the crowd now, knocking drinks over. Glass is shattering on the floor. But he can't seem to stop. He's barely got a finger under his nose.
EEHHHHTSHHOOO!
He finally drops the glasses he was holding, all the beer spilled out by now. His face is completely red and crumpled.
HIIIIHHHHHSHIEEWWW!
His sneezes are getting wetter, messier. He still hasn't cleared the perfumed zone, you know that strong floral scent is what's really causing all this. Wreaking havoc on this man's increasingly irritated nose.
EEEHHH... IIHHHTTSHIEWWW!
His eyes water as he scrubs at his nose. Everyone is giving him a wide berth now. He doesn't seem to notice, completely focused on his itchy red nose. He scrubs back and forth with a forefinger and jumps when the bouncer claps his hand on his shoulder.
"Alright pal. That's enough. Stop spreading your germs and go home."
"Doesn't matter." The bounder pushes him toward the door. He stumbles and sneezes again towards the floor.
"But its ahhhh its aller-AAHHHSHOOO!"
The door opens and hes flung outside into the cool night air. You can still hear his muffled sneezes through the door. You decide this might be a good time to head home, it was getting late anyway.
HAAAEHHHSHOOO!
When you step outside you see he hasn't made it far. He's on all fours on the sidewalk, hitching and gasping. His nose refusing to grant him any relief.
HIHHH... EHHH... GEEHHH-HAAH---
You can't believe your eyes at this pitiful sight. This man completely forced into submission for a sneeze that wouldn't even come.
As fate would have it, the door to the bar opened and a waft of perfume followed. What had started this whole debacle was here to finish the job.
He sprayed all over the sidewalk. He was breathing hard but it seemed like he was finally done. You considered offering him a napkin you'd grabbed from the bar, but the door opened again and one of his buddies came out to help him up. It was time for everyone to head home.
Jake looks like C/lark K/ent he's so handsomee <33 May I request a snz art of s/uperman?
Yes you may! Thank you so much haha I didnāt think of it actually but i see what you say about Jake honestly hehehehe. Hereās a sketch I did like two weeks ago and itās very bad and sort of wonky since Iāve been in the worst art block of my life. Ugh š ANYWAY! Thank you for requesting. Love you
Thank you so much to @shamefilledsnzblog for commissioning me and bestowing the pleasure it was to draw your OC! This was so much fun. Thereās just something about long haired menā¦ugh. Commission me! All prices are completely negotiable! Thank you guys some much.
Omg I canāt even tell you what a fucking service youāve done for me with your HR drawing!! šš»šš»šš»
I have aphantasia (canāt form images in my head) so picturing scenes in my head is really difficult for me. Itās easier with media like The W/itcher or Marvel, just as an example, because those actors are in EVERYTHING. I have a better mental compilation of what their face looks like at different angles I guess.
Anyways, I donāt have that with HR since the actors are all pretty new and the show is so short. Your last three drawings of them have been absolutely adorable, your art style, the positioning, the prompts you chose. Theyāre literally all perfect and now I have actual images of scenes that I can go back to in my head.
If you made it through my oversharing and youād be so inspired, the trope that my brain has been fixated on for a while now is someone holding a tissue for another person. I think this is so holla/nov coded, especially with D/s vibes I/lya holding a tissue up for a foggy-headed S/hane.
Maybe heās too tired to do it himself but sneezing uncovered would actually make his little rule following brain combust so I/lya makes the executive decision that heās the captain now. Maybe heās too blissed out after I/lya āmakes him feel betterā when heās sick. Maybe I/lya is just being I/lya and intentionally doing it to embarrass Shane, if youāre a honeymoon rhinitis h/c person.
Genuinely anything just I/lya holding tissues for S/hane š«
Anyways. Thank you for your time, sharks. I hope you consider my pitch for your next drawing.
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URM GUYS WHAT DA HELLY?? 300 followers?! Thatās insane. Omg. Iām speechless š
THANK YOUUUUUUU!!
And to this sweet anon! I am so thankful for you and I hope I delivered what you asked for.
Also: i am known to have the most inconsistent art style and switch up a lot. I found a new brush on procreate and now I render differently lolll.
Donāt know how long this will last but yeah, donāt be alarmed is all haha.
And does anyone else have the opposite of same face syndrome?? I cannot recreate a face for the life of me. šŖ
MINORS DNI! DO NOT REBLOG TO NONKINK BLOGS!
HERE IS I/LYA AND S/HANE !!
This was so so fun. I got really sketchy with it and that was so satisfying. I am taking dialogue suggestions for potential speech bubbles to put on top, go off in the comments!!! Love you and thank you š«¶š¼