my name's spider,, I'm a digital artist in my early 20s with a bunch of weird kinks and an immature sense of humor,, and this is my little freak blog. here you'll find a plethora of comics & horny posts. welcome and pls enjoy your stay! ^^
Do Not Interact (DNI)
minors & ageless blogs — 18+ ONLY
bigots (terfs, nazis, zionists, etc. go break your ankles)
Ai slop enthusiasts
ppl I don't like
and pls no sliding into my DMs to trade wavs or nudes, I don’t make them lol. cheers! x
"Hey, I noticed you've been distracted by YouTube shorts for a few minutes now. Would you like to resume watching 'hot desperate needy wet messy snotty chhinkni sneezing and thick gurgly noseblowing' on the TV?
You know, the one downstairs? In the living room? The FAMILY television? That one? Would you like to watch sneeze porn on the family television? You can click this pop-up one time to broadcast sneeze porn from your phone, onto the family TV downstairs. This is for your convenience."
Sneezing into your scarf? Hot. Sneezing into your hands while you have gloves on? Hot. Sneezing into a plushie? Hot. Sneezing into a blanket? Hot. Sneezing into the thing that is making you sneeze? Hot. Sneezing into a pillow? Hot. Sneezing into something somebody else is holding there for you to catch your sneezes? Hot. Sneezing into the crook of your arm like you're supposed to, but it makes a huge mess of your sleeve? Hot.
your early 20s are for sobbing yourself into a splitting headache and an asthma attack, and then immediately after, getting two snz wav upload notifications from youtube
the night sky sees my pain and throws two of its stars down to me 🫡♥️
I get a kick out of combining my fetish with niche interests because it means i get to have wholly unique thoughts. Im the only one who’s thinking up scenarios where glup shitto would be sneezing his head off. Im the supreme leader over a kingdom of one.
Cupping a tissue around their nose as they blow and blow. So much comes out it overflows the tissue into your hand. You pull it away to reach for another, their nose still shining.
I love the idea of someone spending all day holding back sneezes and when they get home they're finally going to let them out and instead they're tortured with stuck sneezes and false starts
Yk, constant “it’s so over” “we’re so back” cycle that is my life aside,, I’m rly happy with how Mirage and Winter’s revamps turned out! I feel like Mirage got hotter & more confident and Winter got demon-ier >:3 (did forget his nose ring tho smh)
sickie who is super insecure about being sick and looking and sounding gross x caretaker partner riddled with guilt at being so excited about getting to be the one to look after them in this state
I imagine this leads to constant misunderstandings where sickie assumes caretaker is acting shifty and making excuses to leave the room and flinching every time they sneeze because they’re put off by sickie, when really they’re trying to stay collected and not betray that they’re hopelessly turned on.
Culminating in sickie sneezing unexpectedly and uncovered directly onto caretaker, who gasps at the sudden sensation. The sick character feels so disgusting and guilty, compounded by being exhausted and a bit feverish, that they just break down crying and apologizing for being sick. And the only way caretaker can calm them down is by confessing exactly why they don’t find sickie disgusting.
sickie who is super insecure about being sick and looking and sounding gross x caretaker partner riddled with guilt at being so excited about getting to be the one to look after them in this state
