yeah my handle is a bojack reference

21 | she/her | aroace but also lesbian (i’m confused too) | snz things! | minors DNI

[brandnewcouch]

smh the vanillas are not appreciative enough

[brandnewcouch]

currently thinking about those people who turn all the way toward the corner of the room when they have a coughing fit even if they are already distanced from everyone else. like oh did you think disappearing into the corner would stop everyone from noticing your cold? it didn’t

[undercover-horn-blog]

Based on recent real-life events: I love when people comment on their partner’s allergies, sort of speaking for them! Like, the person with allergies sneezes and their partner goes “He has hayfever, it’s pretty bad today” or something.

Also love how people respond to their partner’s allergies if they are super used to them. Like saying Bless You after every sneeze, but sort of casually or bored or even with a slight hint of exasperation?? And this goes on for multiple weeks each year??!

Yeah, idk. Good shit, good shit. ❤️‍🔥

[sickhaze]

the romanticism of the “just getting over it” period of a really heavy cold — one that, honestly, kind of knocked someone on their ass for a couple of days.

where their sniffles are loose and marshy and constant; sneezes less frequent but snotty. still a smidge of lingering stuffiness, but nothing crazy. which all sounds like it’d be a pain in the ass, and it kind of is, but it sure was preferable to the near suffocating congestion they were dealing with before and the pounding headaches it brought.

where their voice is still a little rough around the edges, their throat needing cleared every so often, accompanied by short, perfunctory little coughs.

they feel significantly better than they had though, so get back into the normal routines of their daily life, finding themselves constantly rattling off stuff like:

“don’t worry, it sounds worse than it really is”

“it’s all good! honestly, you should have heard me, like, 3 days ago. not pretty”

“no, i’m okay, it’s just the last of it working its way out”

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scenario: this really heavy cold kind of wiped out A’s sunday-wednesday, they’ve been on the mend and back at work thursday and friday, and now it’s the weekend.

A and partner B agree to take it easy on friday night, so agree to a night in watching movies. B has some work they need to finish up first though, offering to tidy up the kitchen and do the dinner dishes into the bargain for making them wait. Also, given the fact that A still looks quite run down and easily tired out from getting over being sick.

so B tells A to go get into bed, pick something to watch, get comfy and chill out. both of them know well enough that the dog will follow whoever’s going in the direction of the bedroom, so A will even get a big heated blanket/teddy bear to cuddle up with in the process. B should be in soon.

however, when B eventually joins, A is under the covers, fast asleep. red-cheeked, snoring softly, glasses still on, netflix screen on standby mode from being left idle for too long.

B sighs with distinct fondness. it’s okay — A’s still recovering and clearly still need the rest. so B just quietly turns the TV off, dims the lights a little bit more, grabs a book, and snuggles in.

[sickhaze]

people who have to heave in heavy, marshy snuffles as they're also bringing a tissue to their nose to simultaneously wipe at it because it's so full and drippy and prone to overflowing when they get "like this".

[itsjustaflower]

Oh? You have "the sniffles"? You think you're "catching a cold"? You're "very sneezy" today? Those flowers are "tickling your nose"? You're "all stuffed up"? ..ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME

[brandnewcouch]

there’s something so inexplicably hot to me about a very well covered sneeze into the crook of the arm. it’s nothing special, it’s how you’re supposed to sneeze, but the dedication to proper etiquette??? the extra effort to really make sure they’re not spreading their cold??? yeah 🥺

[brandnewcouch]

happy pride to the asexual snzfuckers who were very confused about how they could be into no one and also snz at the same time! it’s a wild experience, but i love that there are so many of us on here and that the snz community is so inclusive when it comes to asexuality <3

[hitchykitty]

HAPPY PRIDE LGBTQ+ SNZFUCKERS ILY ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

whether you’re out & proud, in the closet, questioning, or whatever, ILYSM I’m so happy you’re here!!!!!

[head-colds]

i love vanillas who know what’s up

[brandnewcouch]

i’ve honestly given up on labeling my sexuality because somehow i’m asexual and technically aromantic but very attracted to women and very much not attracted to men except for when it comes to snz in which case i swing both ways so… fuck if i know man

[pvke-princess]

i think it's hot when guys cry when they're sick sorry arrest me

[brandnewcouch]

a couple with a smoker and a non smoker. when the smoker gets a cold, they’re completely fine. a little stuffy, sure, but they can go about their day and have a cigarette like nothing’s wrong. the non smoker, on the other hand, isn’t so lucky. somehow their colds always end up in their chest, giving them a thick, tiring cough that lasts for weeks. every time they lay down, every time they step outside into the dry winter air, they’re coughing up a lung. their smoker partner is supportive and careful, making sure to avoid lighting up around them as to not irritate their lungs even more, but the non smoker can’t help but be a little bitter. They’ve never smoked anything in their life, they should have the healthy lungs…

[just-a-nervous-bean]

Oh my god people can we pLEAAASE not reblog vanilla drawn snz like FROM THEIR BLOGS DIRECTLY IS WILD!!! 😭😭😭 have the times changed? I might be out of touch but like idk I feel like this is so absurd and I’ve definitely posted about this before, but there’s been huge waves of new snz blogs since. This might be old man yells at cloud and if it is, SERIOUSLY someone please reality check me on this, maybe im being too paranoid about things that aren’t that serious.

I get there’s a whole “my blog my posts, don’t like don’t read” vibe and truly, at the base of my heart, I believe in live and let live. However, if I can state my opinion on why I personally discourage like making commentary on vanilla sneeze posts and reblogging it to your niche fetish sneeze kink blog:

1. I can’t force ppl to do this or that, but (likely, at least) these vanilla OPs did not make that art/post with sneeze kink in mind. They probably have never considered it to be a kink AT ALL. I’ve seen genuine negative reactions (albeit it was on FA which is 50x more unhinged) where someone (vanilla) felt genuinely uncomfortable about the fact a snz page favourited art of them being sick. If their post isn’t meant to be sexualized, maybe don’t come at it from a kink angle on your kink page.

2. Follow up to point 1, gives all of fetish/kink a bad vibe!! This is like those ppl on YouTube who comment how hot someone’s sneeze is on some random streamer’s video, unprompted. And not just snzblr but everyone! Asking is consent, knowing when to separate kink from non-kink spaces is consent!! We want to make sure people know that we care about communication and feel safe to talk to kinksters, and reblogging some random vanilla post and MAKING COMMENTARY ON THE POST without asking does not demonstrate that!

Like idk this might be a hot take but I do feel like it’s a responsibility of being in a community to maintain it within and outside of. Not everyone is comfortable with the general public knowing about their kink blog, recognizing them from their wavs or art style etc. and while, if that is the case, it’s on them to leave, it shouldn’t have to get there.

3. If you absolutely must share it, I feel like linking or screenshotting is the way to go. Respects the fact that the OP didn’t ask to be part of a kinky conversation and still allows kinksters to have a discussion about whatever the post is.

Like at the end of the day I don’t think the OPs would really care that much, this is like the Internet and will not be anyone’s last run in with a niche community, but like just as a courtesy, you know. I always use the analogy of sharing a picture of your socks and getting some random person commenting on your feet or your toes, or sharing it to their collection of kink content. Is it harmful? No not really. But is it a little creepy?? Yeah I think so? same difference I think? Is this old man yells at cloud??

Kinda wanna just revitalize this conversation and get ppl’s opinions on it, I might be of the minority vote on this and if that’s the case then I’d like to know

[brandnewcouch]

a prompt i’ve been thinking about:

two coworkers who have an older sibling/younger sibling relationship. the younger one is an overachieving, workaholic, and the older one looks out for them because they remind them of themselves when they were younger.

desperate to prove themselves, the younger coworker never takes a break. they’ve shown up on death’s door before and still finished the work day because they don’t want to disappoint anyone. so when they call in sick, the older coworker is immediately concerned.

the older coworker calls the younger one to check in, and their heart immediately aches when they hear their voice. they sound absolutely miserable. they’re drowsy, clearly being impacted by the medication they took. they are so congested, sniffling every other word, swiping at their nose with a wad of tissues that’s seen better days. their sneezes are thick and stuffy, and when they blow their nose after, it’s long and gurgling as if there’s a never ending supply of congestion clogged in their sinuses. there’s a faint rattle in their breath, periodically turning into a wet, ratty cough.

despite the fact they’re both adults, the older coworker can’t help but see the younger one as a sick kid. they speak gently, asking about symptoms. they make sure they’ve eaten and taken medicine and ask if they need them to drop anything off. of course, the younger coworker, not wanting to be a burden, insists they’re fine. it’s just a cold. they’ll get over it.

the older one knows better than to argue. If they try to push, it will just make the younger one close off even more. still, they can’t seem to shake the ache in their chest. poor thing, they sound so sick.

[xghostlightx]

Necktie + swollen glands, send tweet

[fishydaydreams]

im a pervert but like in an asexual way