if this post gets 1 trillion likes I will do a face reveal
no I won't. that's literally just not true.
did you guys know that on the Apollo 10 spaceflight, there was a piece of poop floating around the spacecraft for most of the mission, and each of the astronauts on the crew denied being responsible for it?
well guess what, it was mine.
also, I didn't actually know that George Washington never cut down the cherry tree, it was like one of those things that I'd heard people both say was true and wasn't true but I ultimately just settled on it being true because it was in an animaniacs song. But yeah, not true.
I remember once I think I was in like second grade I got really mad at my friend because he didn't like Ben 10, so we had one of those stupid fucking "you're not my friend anymore" bits that children do. But I immediately was like "well, I guess I need a new best friend." so I drew a picture of R2D2 and C3PO and taped it to the side of my desk.
It had a little blank space at the bottom and said "if you like my drawing, sign to be my new best friend". No one signed it, but like the teacher said it was a good drawing. I look back on that memory and I want to slap myself in the face.
And tbh, I'm like 90% sure that kid, my former friend, is in jail now or smth. I should probably look into it, but its kind of a weird thing to ask my mom "hey mom, do you remember *his name* from second grade? Did he go to jail or am I misremembering?"
There was another time when I was out playing in the snow. I say "playing" but the snow was wet and mushy so you couldn't make snowballs or anything, and my dad was too busy to go with me to the park to go sledding. I literally just sat in the middle of my backyard and cried. I was eating the snow too, just like shoving it into my mouth and silently crying. Idk why I remember it so well, its like the most pathetic state I've ever been in.
I got a new job btw. I work at this restaurant place by the lake now, my old job was ass, I hated it. I've only had 2 shifts and I already like this one more. I made some pizzas and garlic bread, but like I'm still a trainee or whatever so I have to be watched as I do it. But I never get corrected cuz I'm the goat.
the point is, I obviously had to fill out an application for it, but like the amount of absolute bullshit that they asked me on that application was astounding. Like they literally asked for my passport. I don't have one, I literally am not in possession of a passport, more importantly, why do you need to know my passport in order for me to flip burgers and make pizzas. that's my only complaint about the new job, except for the girl who watches me, I don't really like her very much. Idk why I just don't.
sometimes I do wonder if I'll ever be successful. I know people like my art now, but idk if I'd be remembered if I stopped. And I am going to have to stop at some point, I can't just make FNaF comics forever. I'd like to, but I can't.
I sometimes chase the approval of artists I look up to. Every time I private chat on Reddit or Tumblr with another artist, particularly like I said, one I look up to like Draw45 or ShinSaltii or Solar or Vincent Pauvarell. Idk I feel so...small I guess? Like I'm just annoying them, or they don't want to talk to me. Idk. They're all nice people, they dont actually give me that vibe, I just do it to myself. I hope they consider me their friend as much as I consider them mine.
I'm 5'11" but I really want to just be 6 feet tall bro. Literally no one cares, like I'm not made fun of by anyone for being short, my girlfriend doesn't care about my height, I just really want to be 6 feet tall. It would make me feel validated.
I really really like penguins, they're so cool. The way they slide and stuff idk. Have you ever seen that video of the penguin slapping another penguin and he like faceplants and then slides down the hill? Its really funny.
my Chromebook Is about to die.
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