[dankmemeuniversity]

[disgruntledturtle]

if hogwarts is the safest place in the world then what kind of shit goes down at the other wizarding schools

[dkatya]

Somewhere in northern Italy

[electivetrepanation]

[997]

S H Ę !!!

[heathcliffitsmekathy]

[dirtbaby2016]

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

[dirtbaby2016]

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

[animusrox]

Me: Man that movie was awesome.

Friend: Nah, the book was better, it didn’t have…

Me:

[00incognegro-deactivated2021041]

Just sayin

[thisiseverydayracism]

What’s happened in Flint is a crime against humanity.

[dogsaremypatronus]

We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

[campfirecanines]

the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks

[heywriters]

especially the romeo professing his love in the background, but his girl being more interested in the dog.

[ballwoyou]

real friends

[younggoldengirl-deactivated2023]

How I want to be

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Boy, I wish this was timestamped lmfao

[sirgreasetv]

No one gets left behind

[blueauradoggo]

Possibilities:

[thebestoftumbling]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

[illkim]

“You smoke?”

“Only recreationally”

[swoletergeist]

*goes back and de-capitalizes the first letter in a text*

[youtubethumbnails]

[incorrectenneagramquotes]

Eight: Call me old-fashion, but marriage should be about a person aligning forces with a trusted ally to consolidate power and destroy common enemies.

[tsukiomoon]

Approved

[weekndupdate-deactivated2016110]

Bigfoot is fake

he only calls me when he needs money or snacks or a place to hide