just a little patience

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[clouffymoved]

crash bandicoot is a twink

[clouffymoved]

DID YOU JUST TELL ME THE TIME OF MY DEATH?

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[satyriconmp3]

sounds like a derry girls episode

[mafaldinablabla]

Very christian grandma: "What you got there?"

Granddaughter holding her gf hand: "a protestant"

[bumblebear30]

Absolutely cackling

[idionymon]

Tomorrow maybe I will prepare my favourite dish, Rice With Ingredient

[beardedmrbean]

Just dudes bein bros

[pinkpy]

remember being a kid just blissed out and utterly hypnotized by the home depot fountain displays

[chewedcorn]

Thanks, Apple. I’ll let her know.

[ginocchie]

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

[funnytwittertweets]

[crazy-brazilian]

[sludgebones]

I’m gonna do to catholicism what tumblr witches did to witchcraft

[sludgebones]

Time for emoji communion

🌝🍷

Through him, with him, in him, in the unity of the Holy Spirit, all glory and honour is yours, almighty Father, forever and ever.

(Amen)

[sludgebones]

Likes to confess, reblogs to absolve

[simena]

Garden of Hope - James Gurney (detail)

[manticoreimaginary]

oh my god, but what is this painting without the dinosaur?

[lizardlicks]

why would you crop the dinosaur

[marlynnofmany]

Somebody’s not a fan of Dinotopia. James Gurney’s art is amazing. 

He modeled for that last one himself, which is just great.

Long live Dinotopia and James Gurney!

[chuuzus]

Childish Gambino singing to Rihanna is the best thing you will see today.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

you know the end of that “beyond the curve” documentary when the flat earthers conduct that experiment that shows them the earth is round and dude goes “interesting…interesting”?  i been randomly remembering and laughing about this shit for weeks. you just know his soul was burning

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[catchymemes]

[7littlelibraries-deactivated201]

This is humanity put to good use. Screw all the stuff that’s happening these days, this is basically the only reason I like us stupid ape people. Little things like this, designed to keep us all happy and busy

[fuckyahumor]

i love this!!!

[polyglotplatypus]

im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers

[polyglotplatypus]

ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds. 

(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

Yes this!

Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)

And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).

Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).

Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.

Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to “focus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the “tripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.

You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.

Not even a little bit.

[angeredthoughts]

@tamberland

[zetarays]

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen