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@soapberryy
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Mr Durden
soapshipping but what if they were actually soaps #thoughs
Popup notification "your printer needs your attention" oh I'm sure. I'm sure it does. I just replaced the ink cartridges. I just reloaded the paper tray. "Your printer needs your attention!!!" Okay what's next? Do I need to press a few buttons until it's satisfied?
#giveittheattention
narrator in a straitjacket #narratorinastraitjacket
Knight club. With the tip of a sword between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. Tyler with stupidly vulnerable armor because he has to show skin meanwhile Narrator has a full suit and collapses with exhaustion from the weight. I guess
Narrator born into nobility and trained for the knighthood. His role in life is to serve, to maintain codes of chivalry such as honor, loyalty, and generosity, as well as courtliness in the Christian faith such as charity and humility. A mounted warrior, loyal to his liege lord (boss) to be rewarded in land or monetary gain. He lives a privileged life (condo life) of social and economic benefits, but does not stand out in an army. His armor is the same as everyone else, copy-pasted from soldier to soldier. The ideals are all the same. Organized.
Tyler as a gladiator, fighting in contests of life and death with no fear. (would be less of him being in servitude like actual gladiators were, more him fascinated with the themes) Fighting to entertain to live to emerge victorious in exchange for a way out of prison and slavery (in this case, knighthood), rather than land or monetary gain. The focus is on endurance and strength, not full-plated armor and courtliness in Christendom. He rejects the idea of following organized religion and social roles of the status quo. Introduces the idea of breaking from the chivalrous regime and living for oneself as opposed to serving others even in death. Honor and courage apply differently to knights and gladiators.
"No shirt no shoes" becomes "no sword no helmet". (The sword is important later as it replaces the gun.) They can also still serve tainted food at lavish banquets (medieval style of course)
sorry what. You’re cooking so hard omfg
But Tyler, I say, you dress like a faggot, Tyler.
"Uh, technically," Tyler says, "you dress like a faggot, but it's all the same to everyone who sees."
Oh my God.
I look down, and I'm wearing three types of animal prints in the same outfit. They're all in bright colors like Lisa Frank Incorporated commercially designed stickers and school supplies and technicolor stationary. I have the sudden urge to rip the gaudy fabric off my bruised body. But then I would be naked.
Maybe that would be better than these horrendous clothes.
I could gouge my eyes out instead.
Tryna do this slop but narrators cheeky face is making me feel very annoyed
slept well, freak?
I think I'm dumb
Or maybe just happy
Think I'm just happy
There is no solace in this end
At this rate I am just playing dress-up
Sleep all day, party all night <3
Is the candy good you fat fuck. I hope you enjoy your candy. Fatty