Mar 21, 2024
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did you know?
#Hey guys did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only a#re they in the field egg group which is mostly comprised of mammals Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds this means they’r#large enough to be able handle human dicks and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor you can be rough with one.#Due to their mostly water based biology there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet so wet that you could#asily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract Baby-Doll Eyes Captivate Charm and Tail Whip#long with not having fur to hide nipples so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and H#dration they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also fun fact#f you pull out enough you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+#cid Armor means it can take cock all day all shapes and sizes and still come for more